It gets good about halfway in:
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Funny faucets!
Check out these Funny faucets!
And these "cool faucet" examples.
Biker faucet
Gun Faucet
An eastern european faucet
And these "cool faucet" examples.
Biker faucet
Gun Faucet
An eastern european faucet
Monday, February 21, 2011
See the giant man eating chicken!
It’s true!
I went to the county fair, and for only $5, you can see a giant man eating chicken:
This is what you see after paying your money and going inside:
The man eating chicken
I went to the county fair, and for only $5, you can see a giant man eating chicken:
This is what you see after paying your money and going inside:
The man eating chicken
Saturday, February 19, 2011
Death by pithing!
Evidently, you can kill a terrosist by pithing.
Years ago, I met a European fellow who claimed to have worked in the “intelligence community” (a spy) and he told me a tale worth repeating!
He told me that when they need to dispatch a terrorist and make it look like an accident, they use pithing:
I remember pithing frogs in high school dissection class, it does kill quickly and painlessly, with no mess
You can kill a hog or a cow by pithing, and they say it also works on humans.
This spy fellow told me that it’s easy to kill a person by pithing, using an ordinary ice pick, sharpened like a knife:
1 – You attack from behind, forcing the enemies head down to their chest.
2 – You pick a spot immediately above the hairline (to hide the incision mark)
3 – You thrust-in the sharpened ice pick and wiggle it, killing the part of the power brain that control breathing and heartbeat.
4 – When withdrawing the ice pick, you pinch the incision area and there will be only a 1/8 inch scar, well hidden in the victim’s hair.
They say that a coroner will almost always miss the incision and brain tissue damage are mark the cause of death as “presumably natural causes”.
Here is now they pith cattle: (WARNING: GRUESOME, not for squeamish pussies)
Years ago, I met a European fellow who claimed to have worked in the “intelligence community” (a spy) and he told me a tale worth repeating!
He told me that when they need to dispatch a terrorist and make it look like an accident, they use pithing:
I remember pithing frogs in high school dissection class, it does kill quickly and painlessly, with no mess
You can kill a hog or a cow by pithing, and they say it also works on humans.
This spy fellow told me that it’s easy to kill a person by pithing, using an ordinary ice pick, sharpened like a knife:
1 – You attack from behind, forcing the enemies head down to their chest.
2 – You pick a spot immediately above the hairline (to hide the incision mark)
3 – You thrust-in the sharpened ice pick and wiggle it, killing the part of the power brain that control breathing and heartbeat.
4 – When withdrawing the ice pick, you pinch the incision area and there will be only a 1/8 inch scar, well hidden in the victim’s hair.
They say that a coroner will almost always miss the incision and brain tissue damage are mark the cause of death as “presumably natural causes”.
Here is now they pith cattle: (WARNING: GRUESOME, not for squeamish pussies)
Friday, February 18, 2011
Women make great riflemen
The North Carolina Adjutant General says that civilian participation in competitive shooting events helps to improve National Defense and Public Safety.
As good citizens, this is a worthy goal that we wholehearted embrace.
We are talking heed and practice our shooting skills on our rifle range on the ranch.
The only thing sexier than a good looking blonde is a good looking blonde with an assault rifle:
Janet loves her AR-15 assault rifle and she is a crack shot!
Janet has been doing great and she can now do a clean kill at over 200 yards (two football fields).
We just got our first .308 and with a Leupold 20x 40mm scope and a target stock!
Janet shot four one-inch bullseyes yesterday from 300 yards. Amazing!
We are looking forward to when we can go to the Butner range, a 1,000 yard monster where we can open-up with a 50 caliber sniper rifle at a length of ten football fields.
Janet working on her sniper skills
We are working with a professional long range rifle coach, which is not inexpensive, but that's the best way to learn how to make a clean kill at 1,000 yards.
When talking about long-range accuracy you have to practice "zen" controlling your heartbeat and breathing, almost going into a trance.
Women are great at this meditation and focus on long range targets.
As good citizens, this is a worthy goal that we wholehearted embrace.
We are talking heed and practice our shooting skills on our rifle range on the ranch.
The only thing sexier than a good looking blonde is a good looking blonde with an assault rifle:
Janet loves her AR-15 assault rifle and she is a crack shot!
Janet has been doing great and she can now do a clean kill at over 200 yards (two football fields).
We just got our first .308 and with a Leupold 20x 40mm scope and a target stock!
Janet shot four one-inch bullseyes yesterday from 300 yards. Amazing!
We are looking forward to when we can go to the Butner range, a 1,000 yard monster where we can open-up with a 50 caliber sniper rifle at a length of ten football fields.
Janet working on her sniper skills
We are working with a professional long range rifle coach, which is not inexpensive, but that's the best way to learn how to make a clean kill at 1,000 yards.
When talking about long-range accuracy you have to practice "zen" controlling your heartbeat and breathing, almost going into a trance.
Women are great at this meditation and focus on long range targets.
Thursday, February 17, 2011
The argument of the village atheist
I was first exposed to Cormac McCarthy with “All the Pretty Horses” and whenever I read a masterpiece like that my habit is to read all of the authors books to see if this book was a flash in the pan, or if the author was a real literary genius.
About six books into my reading, I read some totally disgusting stuff written by Cormac McCarthy regarding incest and necrophilia and dismissed him as a whackjob, but I now believe that we was only experimenting with shock value in his lesser works.
On the other hand, Cormac is from out West (Texas) and he runs that world’s largest used bookstore, and I have been known to spend an entire day browsing the stacks, so this was a an indicator of his good taste:
When I heard that Cormac McCarthy teamed up with Tommy Lee Jones (A Harvard Man and roommate of Al Gore), I knew that I had to see the “Sunset Limited” and I was not disappointed.
It’s a masterwork of the English language, subtle nuances and turns of phrases that astonishes you with almost every sentence.
This excerpt from the Sunset Limited (now showing on HBO) brings Cormac’s literary genius into sharp focus.
“The argument of the village atheist whose single passion is to revile endlessly that which he denies the existence of in the first place.
Your fellowship is a fellowship of pain and nothing more...."
This topic of God vs. Atheism is fascinating because it’s true; atheists can be more zealous in their passions for that which does not exist as those with faith!
The Sunset Limited is now showing on HBO.
About six books into my reading, I read some totally disgusting stuff written by Cormac McCarthy regarding incest and necrophilia and dismissed him as a whackjob, but I now believe that we was only experimenting with shock value in his lesser works.
On the other hand, Cormac is from out West (Texas) and he runs that world’s largest used bookstore, and I have been known to spend an entire day browsing the stacks, so this was a an indicator of his good taste:
When I heard that Cormac McCarthy teamed up with Tommy Lee Jones (A Harvard Man and roommate of Al Gore), I knew that I had to see the “Sunset Limited” and I was not disappointed.
It’s a masterwork of the English language, subtle nuances and turns of phrases that astonishes you with almost every sentence.
This excerpt from the Sunset Limited (now showing on HBO) brings Cormac’s literary genius into sharp focus.
“The argument of the village atheist whose single passion is to revile endlessly that which he denies the existence of in the first place.
Your fellowship is a fellowship of pain and nothing more...."
This topic of God vs. Atheism is fascinating because it’s true; atheists can be more zealous in their passions for that which does not exist as those with faith!
The Sunset Limited is now showing on HBO.
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
The wrong way to holster a hand cannon!
The Thompson TC contender in 60 caliber is the world's most powerful handgun, and here is my version that uses 30/30 rifle bullets with a Leupold telescopic sight.
This beast is too big to fling into any traditional holster, but it's also not comfortable to stick it under your belt like a regular pistol.
The cold seel tickes your nads and from the side it looks like you have a woody:
This beast is too big to fling into any traditional holster, but it's also not comfortable to stick it under your belt like a regular pistol.
The cold seel tickes your nads and from the side it looks like you have a woody:
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
How to own a fully automatic machine gun
My local Raleigh gun shop has machine gun rentals, and they say that you can get the permission of your county sheriff to allow you to own a fully automatic weapon.
Beware: Shooting machine guns is expensive! At 50 cents per bullet, at 200 rounds per minute you are looking at $100 per minute, expensive fun!
The most fun machine gun is the M-61 Vulcan, a 20 millimeter six barrel Gatling gun which shoots a steady stream of lead at 67 rounds per seconds!
Sadly, it costs about $4,000 per minute in ammo to shoot this baby, but she can take out a tank!
The ultimate fun machine gun!
Some urban county sheriffs don’t allow citizens to own machine guns (e.g. Wake county), but if you can prove to your sheriff that you have a legitimate reason to own a fully automatic gun, you can get a permit and blast away!
Your sheriff can allow you to possess a fully automatic weapon!
How to get permission to own a machine gun
Obviously, you cannot have been convicted of a crime to own a fully automatic weapon, plus you must be of good moral character.
Valid reasons for owning a fully automatic machine gun might include:
- A Vet who wants to keep an AK-47 that they pried from the cold dead hands of a terrorist
- A gun collector
- CIA, Secret Service, or FBI member
- A law enforcement member
- An armed forced member
I’ve shot an M-16 machine guns and they are great fun!
Even Granny likes shooting a machine gun:
Beware: Shooting machine guns is expensive! At 50 cents per bullet, at 200 rounds per minute you are looking at $100 per minute, expensive fun!
The most fun machine gun is the M-61 Vulcan, a 20 millimeter six barrel Gatling gun which shoots a steady stream of lead at 67 rounds per seconds!
Sadly, it costs about $4,000 per minute in ammo to shoot this baby, but she can take out a tank!
The ultimate fun machine gun!
Some urban county sheriffs don’t allow citizens to own machine guns (e.g. Wake county), but if you can prove to your sheriff that you have a legitimate reason to own a fully automatic gun, you can get a permit and blast away!
Your sheriff can allow you to possess a fully automatic weapon!
How to get permission to own a machine gun
Obviously, you cannot have been convicted of a crime to own a fully automatic weapon, plus you must be of good moral character.
Valid reasons for owning a fully automatic machine gun might include:
- A Vet who wants to keep an AK-47 that they pried from the cold dead hands of a terrorist
- A gun collector
- CIA, Secret Service, or FBI member
- A law enforcement member
- An armed forced member
I’ve shot an M-16 machine guns and they are great fun!
Even Granny likes shooting a machine gun:
Monday, February 14, 2011
The poetry of Saddam Hussein
I saw the TV show “Interrogating Saddam” and it noted that this brutal mass murderer liked poetry.
I have a degree is Psychology and this Saddam Hussein prison poetry can be very revealing of his megalomaniacal personality.
"I am waiting" - By Saddam Hussein
My country is gone
now it is a construction site
for the apocalypse
I should have taken the money but
I was proud
the Baghdad bootie bandits
ass rape my nation
pornography and liquor
pour into her streets
that's democracy for you
you can have it even if
you don't want it
I am now waiting for the first signs
to go up on billboards across the land
Allah's Fast Falafels-
a division of Burger King
This poetry sounds like a man who was at the end of his rope:
I have a degree is Psychology and this Saddam Hussein prison poetry can be very revealing of his megalomaniacal personality.
"I am waiting" - By Saddam Hussein
My country is gone
now it is a construction site
for the apocalypse
I should have taken the money but
I was proud
the Baghdad bootie bandits
ass rape my nation
pornography and liquor
pour into her streets
that's democracy for you
you can have it even if
you don't want it
I am now waiting for the first signs
to go up on billboards across the land
Allah's Fast Falafels-
a division of Burger King
This poetry sounds like a man who was at the end of his rope:
Saturday, February 12, 2011
From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock Lake Comes Fyfe and Drum!
There is a beer in upstate New York called “Fyfe and Drum”.
The ads for Fyfe and Drum commercials started with their beer motto:
“From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock Lake comes Fyfe and Drum”
The murderous Pun . . . .
Some years later there was a murder where the husband dumped his dead wife is a barrel and dumped it in Hemlock Lake.
The newspaper headlines read:
“From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock lake comes Wife in Drum!”
The ads for Fyfe and Drum commercials started with their beer motto:
“From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock Lake comes Fyfe and Drum”
The murderous Pun . . . .
Some years later there was a murder where the husband dumped his dead wife is a barrel and dumped it in Hemlock Lake.
The newspaper headlines read:
“From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock lake comes Wife in Drum!”
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