I was looking at this jar of smokehouse dog treats (snack mix) and noted that the main ingredients were bull and steer “pizzles”:
Penis treats for dogs
WTF is a pizzle? The dictionary says that pizzle is the Olde English word for penis, and I guess pizzle sounds better than other euphemisms for penis. But with the strict truth in advertising laws, I would expect better disclosure, as I'm not sure that I want my dogs eating a penis.
Are pizzles just for animal food? No, evidently you can buy pizzles in the grocery store:
Delicous Pizzles?
Now, my Rottweiler’s have been chowing-down on penis’s for several weeks now, and I’m not sure that I’m comfortable with them developing a taste for clamping down on my manhood. The manufacturer should let people know that what they are really buying is not a “snack mix”, but a jug of dicks. I advocate a more obvious name. maybe:
- Dongs for dogs
- Jug O’ Wangs
Upon further research, I see that pizzles are used in many products. How about this golf putter, the pizzle putter:
The pizzle putter
I love their comments:
“Limited supply. The bulls don't give these up without a fight."