What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom?
A: A robber snatches your watch...
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost around $1.50. Deer nuts are always under a buck.
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What's the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
A: The clam shucker shucks between fits.
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What's the difference between a group of midgets on Jeopardy and the women's track team?
A: The midgets are cunning runts...
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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What does Winnie the Pooh, Ivan the Terrible, Jack the Ripper and Attila the Hun all have in common?
A: They have the same middle name.