American Illiterati homonyms: Get them wild they last!

I get uphauled at the creative use of English here in NC, where they put a sign in the Kittrell Post Office that they would no longer address mail for illiterate people.

We saw this sign at a Kittrell country store that the Cooler’s are selling something, but only wild they last:


Get them wild they last!

See my list of homonyms used by the American illiterati:


Respect are Country