It’s a tradition for guys to pee in the woods when playing golf, but now that women have taken up the sport, it’s not considered polite anymore.
I found this amazing gizmo, the “Uroclub” a unique defication tool . . . .
The Uroclub is not a club for europeans, it’s for when you’re a peein’ on the golf course:
Take a whiz while golfing
Just put on the privacy towel, unscrew the cap and then simply insert your member:
What golfer wouldn't want one of these?
Then, you are free to relieve yourself in front of your guests, and no ladies are the wiser:
Share the Uroclub with your friends
The downside is that you have to have to get your wife to empty it!
I would have designed it to simply drain out the end, into the grass . . .
I think I’ll stick with the tried and true “gotta go look for a lost ball in the woods” ruse.