Hitler the housepainter
It's a funny double entendre , but it's completely true, he was indeed a housepainter.
But Hitler could only paint houses. He never mastered painting people. If he hadm he would have been accepted into the Vienna srt school and he might never have become the most evil man of the 20th century, responsible for the death of over 50,000,000 people:
A housepainting by Der Dictator
Here is how Hair Hitler rendered people, he sucked.
Hitler's inability to paint people may have caused WWII
After becoming dictator of germany, this frustrated housepainter even designed the official German WWII flag, today, the universal symbol of evil:
It's a sad fact that if he had been accepted into the Vienna Art Academy, he might not have gone on to become one of the most evil people of the 20th century.