What's the difference jokes!

What's the difference between a robber and a peeping tom?

A: A robber snatches your watch...

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

A: Beer nuts cost around $1.50. Deer nuts are always under a buck.

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What's the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?

A: The clam shucker shucks between fits.

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What's the difference between a group of midgets on Jeopardy and the women's track team?

A: The midgets are cunning runts...

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

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What does Winnie the Pooh, Ivan the Terrible, Jack the Ripper and Attila the Hun all have in common?

A: They have the same middle name.