A fine cheese platter is not limited to those who can afford imported cheeses and you can create a passable cheese plate with local ingredients.
Slim Jim's can pass for salami, spam is reminiscent of the Italian bologna, and Cheese Whiz adds a decorative touch.
Add some juliened pickled eggs are you have the perfect white trash appetizer.
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