Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Why Bastards will burn in hell!

You bastards!

from the Landover Baptist Church forums.

- Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version) A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

- Zechariah 9:6 (King James Version) . . . a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod, and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines.

- Hebrewes 12:8 (King James Version) But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Motorcycle toys from cigarette lighters

This cleaver use for cigarette lighters wa invented by an inmate somewhere . . .

This is super creative:

Saturday, May 28, 2011

God Hates Shrimp!

God Hates Shrimp!

Friday, May 27, 2011

Right Wing nut job Baptist Church parody!

Visit Landover Baptist Church For hours of hilarious forum reading!

“The Landover Baptist Church is a web site that serves as the home of a fictional Baptist church based in the town of Freehold, Iowa.

The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular.

The site was created by Chris Harper, who obtained his Master's Degree in English Literature from George Mason University in 1993 after being expelled from Liberty University in 1989 for producing a satirical radio show which Liberty's administration found offensive.”

Thursday, May 26, 2011

North Carolina is one of the most popular states to move to:

In 2010, the District of Columbia (64.3%) was once again the top destination in the United States for the third consecutive year.

North Carolina (57.8%) was the only other mid-Atlantic state to experience high-inbound traffic, rising from No. 10 on the list in 2009 to No. 3 in 2010.

United Van Lines stats on moving.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Books written by God

I noted that on Amazon, GOD and King James I are both listed as authors:

Books auithored by King James I

This book was written by GOD:

GOD has written 47 books, according to Amazon . . .

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Windows a: and b: drives

You know you are getting old when people don’t remember why Windows has reserved the a: and b: drives.

The Windows a: and b: drives were reserved for floppy disks.

These were the BIG floppy disks that were really floppy:

Monday, May 23, 2011

Catsup Robot test!

Great try!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Filming the MGM Lion Roaring!

Filming the MGM Lion Intro:

Friday, May 20, 2011

Fun optical delusion!

Fun optical delusion

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Amazing PDF of all species

You need to zoom-in to 200% but it’s worth it!

World species PDF

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Motion obscures color changes!

Interesting! The motion hides the color shifts:

Via tywkiwdbi

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Offensive Coca Cola Ad!

Coca Cola for the blind!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Banned condom commercial!

Saturday, May 14, 2011

The crappy cars of Cuba!

The Godless Communists of Cuba have been under an embargo for over 50 years and it shows, with all of their crappy old cars:

Check out this page on crappy cars of cuba.


Friday, May 13, 2011

Kowloon walled Chinese city!

Truly amazing, governed by the Chinese mafia, Kowloon is home to 50,000 people, mostly whores and drug addicts:

Check out this video:

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Amazing dog-faced visual!


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

How credit card numbers get stolen on the Internet

I always wondered how credit cards got stolen on tghe web, now we know:

Monday, May 09, 2011

The scary tale of Bridie Murphy!

Long before Freddie Kruger, Chuckie the Doll and Night of the Living Dead, we had the creepy 45 RPM record that told the tale of Bridie Murphy:

This recording scared the crap out of me when I was 6 years old, the tale of hypnosis and a woman recall a past life as a woman named “Bridie Murphy”.

This psycholologist claimed to have found a woman remembering a past life

It’s silly now, but I assure you, this tale was absolutely terrifying to a child!

Here it is, the original Bridie Murphy record from the 1950's:

Sunday, May 08, 2011

Phonetic Cursing in Mandarin Chinese!

I like those “let’s learn Chinese” in the fortune cookies, but here is a few you won’t see soon:

- Saying “Grass Mud Horse” (草泥马) is phonetically equivalent to “F**k Your Mother!” in Chinese

- The phase “Ma Le Desert” (马勒戈壁) is phonetically equivalent to “Your Mother’s C**t”

Friday, May 06, 2011

The “Moe” hair cut

Tween idol Justin Bieber has taken the old three stooge “Moe” haircut to a new level:

Moe was the originator, he should be getting any royalties from this new fad:

Thursday, May 05, 2011

Generic Dr Pepper!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery as we see my these imitation Dr. Pepper cans.

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Nursery Rhymes as infographics!

Here, little Red Riding hood:

Slagsmålsklubben - Sponsored by destiny from Tomas Nilsson on Vimeo.

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Dogs are awesome!

Monday, May 02, 2011

God's Honest Truth! Christian school book page about Dinosaurs

And people wonder why Amwereica is so behind in science?

Sunday, May 01, 2011

Funny Smokey the Bear posters

I love these Funny Smokey the Bear posters

funny Smokey the Bear posters:

And Smokey the arsonist: