Monday, February 28, 2011

Definition of Nemo me impune lacessit!

We have all seen the "Don't tread on me" flag from the American Revolution minutemen:

But there is a latin equivalent:

"Nemo me impune lacessit"

The Latin phease Nemo me impune lacessit is loosely translated as "no one attacks me with impunity", related to the old Gaelic "Wha daur meddle wi' me?".

I love the patriotic attitude of Virginians, and their license plate motto:

It is also related to the latin "Non inultus premor", meaning "I cannot be touched with impunity".

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Leprosy is unknown in America

Leprosy is almost unknown in America, but it is still common in some countries.

I have never seen a Lepur, but I read that leprosy is characterized by disfiguring skin sores, nerve damage, and progressive debilitation.

Lepers look very sad:

Friday, February 25, 2011

Aircraft crash: Four buildings hit

Amazing photo below shows great detail.

The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft.

It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the air show and slams into four buildings.

One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.

Reports said that the crash scared the crap out of them . . .

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Mexican Monkeys Grab Woman’s Chalupa!

This scary case of Molesting Mexican Monkeys

I’m not sure what part of a woman the chalupa is, but I hope that she was not hurt too badly.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Cat and crow fight!

It gets good about halfway in:

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Funny faucets!

Check out these Funny faucets!

And these "cool faucet" examples.

Biker faucet

Gun Faucet

An eastern european faucet

Monday, February 21, 2011

See the giant man eating chicken!

It’s true!

I went to the county fair, and for only $5, you can see a giant man eating chicken:

This is what you see after paying your money and going inside:

The man eating chicken

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Death by pithing!

Evidently, you can kill a terrosist by pithing.

Years ago, I met a European fellow who claimed to have worked in the “intelligence community” (a spy) and he told me a tale worth repeating!

He told me that when they need to dispatch a terrorist and make it look like an accident, they use pithing:

I remember pithing frogs in high school dissection class, it does kill quickly and painlessly, with no mess

You can kill a hog or a cow by pithing, and they say it also works on humans.

This spy fellow told me that it’s easy to kill a person by pithing, using an ordinary ice pick, sharpened like a knife:

1 – You attack from behind, forcing the enemies head down to their chest.

2 – You pick a spot immediately above the hairline (to hide the incision mark)

3 – You thrust-in the sharpened ice pick and wiggle it, killing the part of the power brain that control breathing and heartbeat.

4 – When withdrawing the ice pick, you pinch the incision area and there will be only a 1/8 inch scar, well hidden in the victim’s hair.

They say that a coroner will almost always miss the incision and brain tissue damage are mark the cause of death as “presumably natural causes”.

Here is now they pith cattle: (WARNING: GRUESOME, not for squeamish pussies)

Friday, February 18, 2011

Women make great riflemen

The North Carolina Adjutant General says that civilian participation in competitive shooting events helps to improve National Defense and Public Safety.

As good citizens, this is a worthy goal that we wholehearted embrace.

We are talking heed and practice our shooting skills on our rifle range on the ranch.

The only thing sexier than a good looking blonde is a good looking blonde with an assault rifle:

Janet loves her AR-15 assault rifle and she is a crack shot!

Janet has been doing great and she can now do a clean kill at over 200 yards (two football fields).
We just got our first .308 and with a Leupold 20x 40mm scope and a target stock!

Janet shot four one-inch bullseyes yesterday from 300 yards. Amazing!

We are looking forward to when we can go to the Butner range, a 1,000 yard monster where we can open-up with a 50 caliber sniper rifle at a length of ten football fields.

Janet working on her sniper skills

We are working with a professional long range rifle coach, which is not inexpensive, but that's the best way to learn how to make a clean kill at 1,000 yards.

When talking about long-range accuracy you have to practice "zen" controlling your heartbeat and breathing, almost going into a trance.

Women are great at this meditation and focus on long range targets.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The argument of the village atheist

I was first exposed to Cormac McCarthy with “All the Pretty Horses” and whenever I read a masterpiece like that my habit is to read all of the authors books to see if this book was a flash in the pan, or if the author was a real literary genius.

About six books into my reading, I read some totally disgusting stuff written by Cormac McCarthy regarding incest and necrophilia and dismissed him as a whackjob, but I now believe that we was only experimenting with shock value in his lesser works.

On the other hand, Cormac is from out West (Texas) and he runs that world’s largest used bookstore, and I have been known to spend an entire day browsing the stacks, so this was a an indicator of his good taste:

When I heard that Cormac McCarthy teamed up with Tommy Lee Jones (A Harvard Man and roommate of Al Gore), I knew that I had to see the “Sunset Limited” and I was not disappointed.

It’s a masterwork of the English language, subtle nuances and turns of phrases that astonishes you with almost every sentence.

This excerpt from the Sunset Limited (now showing on HBO) brings Cormac’s literary genius into sharp focus.

“The argument of the village atheist whose single passion is to revile endlessly that which he denies the existence of in the first place.

Your fellowship is a fellowship of pain and nothing more...."

This topic of God vs. Atheism is fascinating because it’s true; atheists can be more zealous in their passions for that which does not exist as those with faith!

The Sunset Limited is now showing on HBO.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The wrong way to holster a hand cannon!

The Thompson TC contender in 60 caliber is the world's most powerful handgun, and here is my version that uses 30/30 rifle bullets with a Leupold telescopic sight.

This beast is too big to fling into any traditional holster, but it's also not comfortable to stick it under your belt like a regular pistol.

The cold seel tickes your nads and from the side it looks like you have a woody:

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

How to own a fully automatic machine gun

My local Raleigh gun shop has machine gun rentals, and they say that you can get the permission of your county sheriff to allow you to own a fully automatic weapon.

Beware: Shooting machine guns is expensive! At 50 cents per bullet, at 200 rounds per minute you are looking at $100 per minute, expensive fun!

The most fun machine gun is the M-61 Vulcan, a 20 millimeter six barrel Gatling gun which shoots a steady stream of lead at 67 rounds per seconds!

Sadly, it costs about $4,000 per minute in ammo to shoot this baby, but she can take out a tank!

The ultimate fun machine gun!

Some urban county sheriffs don’t allow citizens to own machine guns (e.g. Wake county), but if you can prove to your sheriff that you have a legitimate reason to own a fully automatic gun, you can get a permit and blast away!

Your sheriff can allow you to possess a fully automatic weapon!

How to get permission to own a machine gun

Obviously, you cannot have been convicted of a crime to own a fully automatic weapon, plus you must be of good moral character.

Valid reasons for owning a fully automatic machine gun might include:

- A Vet who wants to keep an AK-47 that they pried from the cold dead hands of a terrorist

- A gun collector

- CIA, Secret Service, or FBI member

- A law enforcement member

- An armed forced member

I’ve shot an M-16 machine guns and they are great fun!

Even Granny likes shooting a machine gun:

Monday, February 14, 2011

The poetry of Saddam Hussein

I saw the TV show “Interrogating Saddam” and it noted that this brutal mass murderer liked poetry.

I have a degree is Psychology and this Saddam Hussein prison poetry can be very revealing of his megalomaniacal personality.

"I am waiting" - By Saddam Hussein

My country is gone
now it is a construction site
for the apocalypse
I should have taken the money but
I was proud
the Baghdad bootie bandits
ass rape my nation
pornography and liquor
pour into her streets

that's democracy for you
you can have it even if
you don't want it

I am now waiting for the first signs
to go up on billboards across the land
Allah's Fast Falafels-
a division of Burger King

This poetry sounds like a man who was at the end of his rope:

Saturday, February 12, 2011

From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock Lake Comes Fyfe and Drum!

There is a beer in upstate New York called “Fyfe and Drum”.

The ads for Fyfe and Drum commercials started with their beer motto:

“From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock Lake comes Fyfe and Drum”

The murderous Pun . . . .

Some years later there was a murder where the husband dumped his dead wife is a barrel and dumped it in Hemlock Lake.

The newspaper headlines read:

“From the Crystal Clear Waters of Hemlock lake comes Wife in Drum!”

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Learning to rapid fire a high caliber pistol!

When using a handgun for personal defense it's critical to use the largest gun that you can handle.

Some pistols are too much for most men, like the TC contender, the world's most powerful handgun

This is hilarious, a fellow underestimating the recoil of a monster 60 caliber TC contender!

However, it takes lots of practice to manage the heavy "kick" and it takes time to quickly re-acquire the target after each shot.

Below, we see how bad I need to practice rapid fire.

Using rapid fire with a .45 caliber Kimber, I only hit Osama only four times out of six shots, and I was only 21 feet away from his photo!

Jesus Use Me Album Cover!

The record album "Jesus Use Me", by "The Faith Tones".

I love the hairdo's. I think the creature on the right is a guy in drag:

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

The terminal velocity of a bullet is 205 MPH

Can you be killed by a bullet that is fired into the air?

The answer is "yes", but a falling bullet only has 1/10th of the initial muzzle velocity!

A bullet from a rifle will start at 3,000 feet per second, and stop accelerating when the air resistance balances against the competing gravitational forces.

I a nutshell, a falling bullet travels at about 300 feet per second, or about 200 miles per hour.

I have already addressed the terminal velocity of a cat, (60 MPH) and a skydiver hits terminal velicity at 120 MPH.

Cats hit terminal velocity at 60 MPH

American Army tests from 1920 showed that a 30 caliber bullet hit terminal velocity at about 300 fps, or about 205 miles per hour.

In sum, a falling bullet has only one-tenth of its initial muzzle velocity.

In a vacuum, the increasing force of gravity would continue to accelerate a falling bullet until it asymptotically approached the speed of light. (The “speed of sound” only relates in an environment with air).

In an environment with both air and gravity, a falling bullet will only continue to accelerate until the air resistance equalized with the pull of gravity, an effect knows as “terminal velocity”.

Without air resistance a 30 caliber bullet would start at 3,000 fps and rise to 100,000 feet, taking 90 seconds to achieve peak altitude, and another 90 seconds to fall back to earth.

See my notes on the terminal velocity of a falling bullet.

Tuesday, February 08, 2011

The last photo of an idiot

The Darwin awards needs this.

This is the last photo of him alive:

Monday, February 07, 2011

Women can be imprisoned for shooting a rapist!

There should be no such thing as "Excessive Lethal Force" when defending against a lethal threat.

When I was 17 years old I got a part-time job as a "mall cop", working as a security guard and night watchman.

Even though I was still a minor child, these idiots gave me a crappy Brazilian six shooter and made me watch a 30 minute movie to train me on when it was “OK” to use their gun to kill somebody!

I remember that they required me to use the “double tap” technique.

Using the double tap, whenever an attacker was menacing somebody using lethal force, as soon as they got closer than 21 feet to the victim, I was supposed to shoot them twice in the chest, then cease-fire and re-access the situation.

Only if the shooter continued their assault was I authorized pump the other four rounds into them!

Using the double-tap can lead to murder charges!

I was shocked to discover that my intensive 30 minutes of handgun training was wrong, and that multiple shots against somebody who is trying to kill you can be considered murder!

I have recently read the great book “The Essential Guide to Handguns” and it says that in some “Nanny” States, a victim who defends themselves against a lethal attack must justify each and every bullet that they shoot into somebody who is trying to kill them!

“If an overzealous anti-self defense prosecutor had decided to press charges (the DA didn’t), she would have been forced to justify each and every shot that she fired”.

Using Excessive Lethal Force in Personal Defense

The concept of "excessive lethal force" is a new legal concept, designed by hippies to protect murderers and rapists from being "wrongfully" killed" while they commit their odious felonies.

This legal concept is valid because the victim of a lethal attack only has the right to neutralize the attacker, and the threat of death it does not give their victim the right to murder them at their convenience.

Unfortunately, this legal principle of “only shoot-once and re-access the threat” goes against every aspect of human nature.

In a real life-threatening situation, the adrenaline cocktail kicks-in, and human self preservation instinct usually results in the victim emptying their magazine into the bad guy.

This incredible video shows how people behave in a real gunfight:

Please read my important nortes on the stupid laws against using excessive force against a violent criminal.

Saturday, February 05, 2011

Funny Cat Muzzle!

I'm note sure my cat would like this:

Friday, February 04, 2011

Why Southern Americans hate Abe Lincoln

Southern Americans always get offended by propaganda, especially the false demonization of the South by Abe Lincoln.

A Southern depiction of Lincoln as Lucifer

In the day, Lincoln was widely reviled and there were many assignation attempts.

Lincoln signed his own death warrant when he authorized the assignation attempt on Jefferson Davis, the president of the Confederacy.

When the Civil war broke out in 1861, it was all about “taxation without representation” just like it was four score and seven years earlier.

It was the industrial North taxing the rural south without fair representation.

Abe Lincoln and the big lie

By 1864, Lincoln was losing the Civil War and he did a dirty trick that people believe to this day, later called the "big lie" principle.

Lincoln’s “big lie” worked and to this day, ignorant people think that the Civil War started because of slavery.

Lincoln's "big lie" strategy was later adopted by other evil men:

The Big Lie has killed millions of people

Three years into the civil war, Lincoln emancipated the Southern slaves, while keeping slavery legal in the northern states, solely to demonize the south, putting the north on high moral ground.

Less than 1% of Confederate soldiers had slaves and they were fighting “Northern Aggression”, not to keep slavery alive.

Let's review of a few facts:

- At the start of the Civil War in 1861 slavery was legal in both the North and South.

- Lincoln said many times that if he could end the war without freeing a single slave, that he would do so.

- Three years into the bloody conflict, Lincoln was having a hard time finding soldiers who were willing to die for “States Rights”, and sympathy for the South was increasing.

- In 1864 Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, a document that ONLY freed SOUTHERN SLAVES! That’s right, the Emancipation Proclamation did not affect Yankee slaves, and the North continued to have slavery, all the while condemning us “evil” southerners.

- For political reasons, the proclamation did not free slaves in the states that supported the Union. Nor did it free slaves in the areas around Norfolk, Virginia, and New Orleans, Louisiana. Yankee slaves were not freed until AFTER the Civil War by the Thirteenth Amendment to the Constitution of the United States on the 18th of December, 1865.

My Great Grandpa fought in the Civil war and I know for a fact that he was fighting for freedom, not to keep slaves.

John Wesley Burleson: Confederate sniper

To this day, this despicable “Lincoln Lie” lives on, and American will falsely tell you that the Civil War was about slavery.


Thursday, February 03, 2011

America’s export to China – Phoenix Tallons

Back in the day, my Grandma knew the secret for a great chicken soup, you cooked the broth with the feet (and removed them before serving). . .

But American’s don’t eat chicken feet much anymore.

The first time I tried chicken feet was in a dim sum restaurant, and I asked the waitress what it was?

“Chee-ken” she replied

It was not until I picked it up with my chopsticks that I saw the three toes hanging down. There was no meat, just a gelatinous substance, not very filling!

If you eat one, make sure that they cleaned under his toenails:

What a treat to beat your feet

China eats all sorts of pestilence and we ship the Chinese our vermin by the ton.

They eat American pigeons, sparrows, rats, and have a surprising taste for chicken paws.

When I was a kid I would take the giant turkey feet and stick them out of my sleeve cuff, as if I had a deformed hand. It made people jerk with revulsion!

They call them Phoenix Tallons, it sounds better than feet:

You cannot beat the feet

Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Rocky the Grizzly bear kills trainer

I saw this tragedy on TV, quite disturbing:

Tuesday, February 01, 2011

Dogs and word recognition

There was an episode of Nova on TV where a Australian Shapard dog knew the names of more than 300 items!

Plus, it could look at a photo of a novel object and then go into another room and find it!

My dogs are like this: