Wednesday, June 30, 2010
She never penned another novel, and most people never knew that the author of one of the bestselling books of all time was a lady and a recluse. . . .
President Bush awarded her the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2007:
Somebody needs to talk her into writing another book . . . .
Via the J-Walk blog
While insanity might have a bearing on sentencing, this is not the first time that this jackass was caught wearing the uniform of a war hero.
Hamilton was caught red handed posing as a ful bird Colonel and again as a 3 star general, all without serving a day of prison time.
A disgrace to America, lying sack of crap
I spoke with several Marines and they were more upset that be wore a Marine uniform with heroism medals than they were upset that he was posing as a general officer.
After listening to the tape, I believe that he is suffering from senile dementia, but that should not make him innocent.
The vast majority of military posers are either criminal “con men” or they have a serious mental problem, but most vets don’t give a flying flip.
It’s their honor, and I’m hearing them say to “show no mercy”, even for a senile old man.
I spoke with a retired Navy Captain (O-6), a physician, whose comment was “hang him high”, regardless of their mental state, and many other veys who have suffered greatly share this sentiment.
Personally, I’ll like to see the NC judge grow a set and start dishing out some serious jail time, which can then be partially suspended, in return for service at a VA hospital.
Michael Hamilton wanted attention, let’s have the vets give him some! He should be forced to work every weekend at a VA hospital empting bedpans while wear a sign saying
“I posed as a 3-star General, Silver Star and Purple Heart winner”
Hundreds of good men died for these awards, and it’s about time that America cracked-down of these dirtbags who disgrace our real heroes.
To say that these retards in this silly kicking game are playing “football” is somehow offensive to real football players . . .
Oh dear, this fellow nearly got a boo-boo:
I dunno, there should be a law against calling these people "football players", it's way too European . . .
Now this is a football player:
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
This page has a great collection of suicidal animals who are only too happy to slice themselves alive for your dining pleasure:
I like this little piggy, disemboweling himself for us!
And Mr. Duck, serving-up his firshborn. . .
Of course, this is how Col. Sanders really makes his KFC:
I just had to include this one:
That is so Rong . . . .
Monday, June 28, 2010
American have to be very careful not to use words that might be misunderstood as racist epaulets by the loud-mouthed idiots of the American illiterati.
“Last week David Howard, an aide to the Mayor of Washington, resigned after a staff meeting in which he called his budget ''niggardly.''
A colleague thought he had used a racial epithet, though in fact ''niggard'' is a Middle English word meaning ''miser.''
Res ipsa loquitur
Holy Black Holes, Batman
The latest nonsense from the American illiterati comes from the NAACP, whose geniuses found a reference to a “black hole” to be offensive in a Hallmark science-oriented greeting card!
There should be a law against illiterate people complaining about concepts that they don’t understand.
This video speaks for itself, just listen to the appalling ignorance of the people in this video:
Sadly, the NAACP was successful in having the card recalled by Hallmark, and they are no-doubt complaining to astrophysicists worldwide to remove the racist phrase “black hole” to something more politically correct.
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
Convert Dog years to human years
To convert dogs years to human years you must remember two factors:
Size Matters – Large dogs like Great Danes only live to be 10 years old, tiny dogs
like Chihuahuas live twice that long.
Dogs mature rapidly – The age comparison between dog’s years and human years is not linear. Dogs are mature at age two, while human enter adulthood at 14 years old.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Now the magic of the interweb gives us the ability to upload a photo and see what you would look like when transformed into an Avatar character:
Avatar Yourself : Try it out!
You can do animals as Avatar characters too!
It even has image motion effects!
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
I am having a super-painful stitched wound that had has come un-done and the wound has opened up wide, despite the stitches!
It has left a gaping hole in my side, and even though you can still see the subcutaneous stitches, it has created a hole where you can see clear through my skin into my carcass below:
This is not a vagina
If you look closely above you can see the two intact stitches, drawn-up as tight as violin strings.
In this case, my doctor has elected not to re-stitch me, and I have to pack the open gash with salted gauze and wait for subcutaneous regeneration to re-generate my skin from the inside out.
Its weird having a gaping hole in your body, plus it produces pain that defies description!
Thursday, June 17, 2010
The baby was near death when the creep forced me to pay $500 to save her, and despite the heroic efforts of Dr. Chris O’Malley, she died in the hospital.
The scumbag pled guilty and paid a small fine, when his act of cruelty should have been a felony and resulted in a stiff prison term.
Make no mistake, people who torture animals belong in jail, and animal abuse is linked to sociopath behavior, a predictor of serial killers.
See this report where Alexander Davis and Evelyn Jeanette Williams burglarized a house and then deliberated roasted a pet to death, just for fun.
Well, I’m thrilled to report that animal cruelty is now a felony in North Carolina as Susie’s Law was passed this week.
Susie, burned and beaten
Susies' Law was passed after after sociopath LaShawn Whitehead of Greensboro burned, beat and left his 8-week-old puppy to die. The ooutrage was that a judge only gave him probation, when he belonged in prison:
Lashawn Whitehead: A menace to society
Teofilo Falaniko: Roasted a small dog alive
And this creep Terry Kleiman broke into ex-girlfriend's House and cooked her dog alive:
Susie's Law is a small victory, but judges need to become aware that torturing animals is a precursor to even more henious crimes.
Those who are convicted of torturing an animal needs to be locked-away from society for life and a National Sociopoath registry needs to be established to warn people about these dangerous criminals.
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
And this lady’s expression tells the whole story:
They say that men are almost autistic when it comes to reading a woman’s facial expressions, they all we see are rage and crying.
Here is a list of facial expressions for guys:
Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
But this story is truly amazing story of coyote survival:
Used to be you could get $5 bounty for the left ear of a coyote, but now they trap and relocate them.
Friday, June 04, 2010
What kind of parent gives a toddler cigarettes?
According to the report below, it was his father, a man named Mohammed, who encouraged the baby to start smoking.
I cannot imagine the fire hazard . . .
Learning to smoke with play
Here is a smoking toy from Japan, the smoking baby:
Thursday, June 03, 2010
Evidently it happens all the time.
I recently heard of a group of naughty 8 years olds who have undertook a contest to see who can publish the most incorrect information on Wikipedia within 30 days.
This is what happens when you let anonymous children, crazies and drug addicts have the same credibility as a college professor.
See my notes here on why Wikipedia has a credibility crisis!
I’m surprised that the search engines have not adjusted their algorithms to shove Wikipedia back to the tenth page of the search results.
IMHO, it;s irresponsible for a search engine to gived credibility to anonymous publications . . .
Bogus high school Wikipedia pages!
I noticed that my alma Mater (Highland High School in Albuquerque, NM) has its own Wikipedia page!
The page is full or errors, even suggesting a connection to Beavis & Butthead:
"Highland High School is the basis of the Highland High in Beavis and Butthead, as creator Mike Judge grew up in Albuquerque.”
Like most everything on Wikipedia, this is totally incorrect (Judge based in on a high school in Richland Texas), but what do you expect?
Curiously, it does not mention my 1974 classmate, billionaire Gavin Maloof who now owns the Palms casino in Las Vegas:
Gavin Maloof: The first billionaire of the High High School class of 1974
See my notes here how millionaires and even billionaires are becoming commonplace,so maybe having a billionaire graduate is not noteworthy.
One out of out of every 180 people is a millionaire and America boats nearly 400 billionaires.
Me, I want to know who was convicted of the most felonies, the most divorces, the juicy gossip.
It’s fun to look at old high school year book pictures, here’s mine:
Don Burleson's high school yearbook photo
This British Twit Garbageman blew millions of dollars of skanky English whores and drugs and must now return to his day job as a trash men!
He was known as “King of the Chavs”!
A Chav is the British equivalent of American “trailer trash”. They are usually on the dole, bad teeth, low breeding, incredibly stupid and wildly agressive, just like American trailer trash except for their bizarre fondness for Burberry and cheap Bling:
A Chavette: The female chav
“Carroll's jackpot win in 2002 disappeared with astonishing speed as the tattooed self-styled 'King of the Chavs' lavished several million pounds on family and friends and hundreds of thousands on drugs.
By the end of 2003, he was smoking £2,000 of crack cocaine every day and hosting drug and drink fuelled parties at his £325,000 home"
Lotto winner, flashing the traditional Chav salutation
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
Here is the Latio group Unicornio, with what must be the dumbest album cover ever made.
As Beavis & Butthead might say, "Cornholio"!
And speaking of gay Unicorns . . .