Tuesday, November 30, 2010

See through toilets!

This, the latest in public potties from Houston.

On the inside, it has a creepy "safety feature" whereby you can see anybody approaching.

I would feel uncomfortable taking a dump in this crapper.

It's true, the modern toilet was named after the inventor, Tom Crapper:

Thomas Crapper: Inventor of the modern toilet

Monday, November 29, 2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

interpreting sex in images

People always interpret visual images with sex, it’s human nature!

Check out this innocent photo of a lamp:

And this one. Guy’s are quick to see some naughty bits, where none exist:

That's her armpit, you perve!

I also like this double entendre from the 1960’s:

This image is used in psychology tests.

Children will see always seven dolphins swimming . . .

But after puberty, people interpret this image as erotic:

Friday, November 26, 2010

Ashes to Ashes - decaying animals decompose fast!

Facinating video, but not for the squeamish.

A rabbit become skeletonized over time lapse:

Here, we see a time-lapse video of a dead piglet as she is eaten by maggots and becomes skeletonized, all in 6 minutes:

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Happy Thanksgiving Y'all

Happy Thanksgiving!

The photo below is real, not shopped. I love the expression of President Bush's face as he gets goosed by a Thanksgiving turkey.

Don' be the caught getting pecked on the pecker

Whether you are traditional, a hippie or a redneck, have a Happy Thanksgiving!

And be careful frying-up that turkey!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

The best small caliber .22 target pistols

The .22 caliber pistols are a great way to learn pistol shooting because the ammunition is 10x less expensive, and a high quality .22 target pistol can nuke a squirrel at 50 yards with the standard iron sights.

After weeks of careful evaluation, Janet and I have completed our research into the world’s best target pistols.

We were surprised how many accurate .22 pistols are out there, some of which retail for thousands of dollars:

The Walther GSP/C Expert - $2,000 popgun

From this group, we chose the Ruger Mark III model 512 in stainless steel:

This was our choice for the best target handgun

Check out these novelty shooting targets:

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Percentage of American bastards by race

Wow, this is sad.

The sanctity of marriage is long gone, complete moral decay of a part of America . .

41% of American babies are born out of wedlock

"Children of unmarried mothers of any race are more likely to perform poorly in school, go to prison, use drugs, be poor as adults, and have their own children out of wedlock."

Please note that this data is heavily skewed by race, indicating significant racial differences about the importance of wedlock, as of 2008:

- 17 percent of Asians are born as bastards
- 29 percent of whites are born as bastards
- 53 percent of Hispanics are born as bastards
- 72 percent of Blacks are born as bastards
- 66 percent of Native Americans are born as bastards

Monday, November 22, 2010

Wearing the skin of a corpse! Necropants!

In Iceland they have some mighty strange customs, such as “necropants”, clothing right out of “silence of the Lambs”.

Basically, you skin a corpse and wear the corpses skin as your britches:

“you have to get permission from a living man to use his skin after he's dead.

After he has been buried you must dig up his body and flay the skin of the corpse in one piece from the waist down.

As soon as you step into the pants they will stick to your own skin.”

Real necropants from Iceland

via tywkiwdbi

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Buffalo gets into swimming pool

Friday, November 19, 2010

Beware of terrorists keistering a gut bomb

I support TSA reform, all because of this ridiculous notion that it is racist to single-out people who look like potential terrorists.

Some hippies will scream "racial profiling!", but many American's see nothing wrong with examining the faces of all known terrorists and using that valuable information to profile potential killers . . .

TSA buffoon mistakes an elderly white man for a Muslim extremist

Don't touch my junk!

When I get a physical from an attractive lady doctor, I always insist on the testicle check, turn your head and cough!

And it's not just me, a free grope from a hot TSA agent will make many guys happy . . .

Personally, I have not had my junk touched by a stranger in a long time, and I will always chose the "opt out" option if it is offered by a comely lady TSA agent!

Please, touch my junk

But the grabbing of junk is an adults-only thing . . .

However, it's a problem since Muslim terrorists have already coerced small children into killing themselves and inccocent people . . .

But it's not right, TSA molesting children in the name of safety:

How long until the TSA starts doing colonoscopies on children?

The Gut Bomb as a weapon of terror

It used to be that the chili dogs at the Varsity were the original Gut Bombs:

What'll you have? The original gut bomb

But today the threat is from another type of gut bomb, keistering.

A free colonscopy with every airplane ticket

The new airport security screenings, as obtrusive as they are, are not going to stop any savvy terrorist who has spent time in prison.

Evidently, any ex-con from the “in crowd” knows how to slather a large bolus of C-4 where the sun don't shine.

Uranus: The TSA's final frontier

I wonder how long it will take ubntil your airline ticket comes with a complementary colonoscopies from TSA??

. .

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Your parents life expereinces alter your genes!

Transgenerational Epigenetic Inheritance (TEI) is the latest acronym in genetics, amazing stuff!

I have never understood genetics, especially inter-species breeding . . .

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a chicken?

This article in NEWSWEEK about transgenerational epigenetic inheritance is amazing.

“experiences—everything from a lab animal being exposed to a toxic chemical to a person smoking, being malnourished in childhood, or overeating—leaves an imprint on eggs or sperm, an imprint so tenacious that it affects not only those individuals’ children but their grandchildren as well.”

It also makes these notes about how the life experiences of a grandfather are re-visited upon the grandson:

“The ghosts of our ancestors haunt our very genes. . .

If a father began smoking before the age of 11, found Marcus Pembrey of the Institute of Child Health in London, his sons had a greater body-mass index, on average, than did sons of men who took up smoking as adults.

In this same population, if a man suffered food shortages as an 8- to 12-year-old child, his sons’ sons were more likely to die young; if a woman suffered food shortages as a child, her son’s daughters were.”

Imagine the ramifications of this . . . .

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Free whores for the disabled!

On the TV show “Taboo” they noted that the socialist Netherlands pays to get disabled people laid with their legal hookers! It's a government benefit!

A genuine "no hooking" sign

The show noted that here in America, anybody desperate enough to use a streetwalker is stigmatized as a loser who that as serious personality or physical defect that does not allow him to get laid for free.

When Janet and I took a tour of the Amsterdam Red Light District, we had a real live whore giving the tour.

Do hookers take all comers?

The whore skank tour guide got really pissed at me when I asked her if the sluts had any limit to the “gross factor” and if, for example, they would service a leper.

It’s a legitimate question, in light of the reality that in America, only the mentally challenged or physically deformed need to pay for sex.

Ugly people can buy love from whores

It’s like the old joke about disabled porn . . . .

Should disabled people get disabled hookers?

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Flying dogs!

Check out these fun pictures of flying dogs!

This flying dog sign is very creative:

Monday, November 15, 2010

Therapeutic golf for ugly women

It’s sad, but ugly women must endure public embarrassment almost daily.

Ugly women never get cat calls or sexual propositions from construction workers, and they are ignored and the pretty girls get all the attention.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

Ugly women get no respect

The good news is that a golf course in upstate New York is changing all that!

Ever since St. Andrews was created, golf courses are built on “undesirable land”, near airports runways, cemeteries and prisons.

Prisoners like to look at ugly women golfers

I won’t name this course for fear of a lawsuit, but there is a golf course in upstate New York where hundreds of inmates have a direct view of you as you play golf, and they are not shy about commenting upon your skill and your personal appearance!

There are other prison co-located golf courses too!

The prison view golf course in Louisiana

This is just a personal observation, but this course is popular with ugly women, I suspect because they enjoy all of the attention from the “In crowd”.

Even the most homely Sadie Hawkins gets whistled at and constantly told how attractive they are!

Prison golf for the ugly is a match made in heaven.

They should be advertising it to homely women, but word is getting around, and prison golf already attracts a wide variety of ugly women.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

The weirdest airplane!

It’s hard to believe that this aircraft is real, a Russina K7 bomber.

It's like the Spruce Goose, way underpowered.

See how you can walk inside the wings!

But it’s amazing nonetheless . . . .

Friday, November 12, 2010

Bear from Tonight Show: Hey, what are you doing there?

Here, a bear climbs a ladder to join a hunter.

Start watching at 2:00 minutes into the video, it’s hilarious!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Download rifle & handgun targets

I don’t like the regular black rifle targets because it is very difficult to see your bullet holes out past 50 yards.

I created my own version of the six inch and three inch rifle and pistol targets, using bright colors that are easy to see when aiming and easy to see your bullet holes.

I have two target downloads, one for rife targets and one for handgun./pistol targets:

Download rifle targets

Download handgun/pistol targets

Here is the actual MS-Word document download for the free targets, ready to print from Word:

MS-Word target download

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Honoring America's veteran patriots

Today is Veteran’s day 2010, and I’m reminded of the sacrifices that American’s have made in the cause of freedom all around the world.

My company is expanding rapidly, and I always give preference to veterans, especially disabled vets and those who are true patriots.

American patriots are extraordinary people

Personally, I think that they should also have a "Patriots Day", since not all veterans are real patriots, and patriots deserver special honor too . . .

Not all vets are Patriots

I’m a realist, and I know from firsthand experience as an Army brat that not all veterans serve for patriotic reasons.

For some, the military is the best-paying job around, and despite the lousy pay, you can’t beat the VA benefits and half-pay for life after 20 years.

Honoring the worthy partiots

Not all veterans are real patriots

It’s sad that not all Veterans are worthy of praise, and not all veterans are true patriots.

Like any profession, the armed forces has seen it's share of dishonorable veterans whose only reason to serve America was to further their civilian careers:

- John Kerry: This hippie recommended himself for a Silver Star medal that he never earned.

- Douglas MacArthur: A corrupt, inept coward who was jealous of his Dad’s real heroism, Dugout Doug stole the Medal of Honor for an act of cowardice, and accepted a Distinguished Flying Cross at age 71, without ever participating in aerial combat.

- Veteran Imposters: There are many military failures who pretend to be heroes, the true scum of the earth.

- President Lyndon Johnson: Only served to further his political career, and proudly wore a Silver Star medal for heroism that he got in a backroom deal with America’s most corrupt general, Dugout Doug MacArthur.

Scumbag Johnson proudly wearing his stolen Silver Star lapel pin

How to identify a real patriot

One way to tell a true patriot is people who are independently wealthy and are therefore not serving America for the money or for political gain.

As a child, I watched my own father die slowly from his war injuries, and his sacfices taught me a important lesson, to return the favor to those who have given us so much.

Medals for valor help to identify a real patriot

My Dad had no ulterior motives, and he was rewarded with two Distinguished Flying Crosses, a Bronze Star and the Air Medal.

Also consider President George H. W. Bush.

Already wealthy, he volunteered for WWII and flew 58 combat missions for which he received the Distinguished Flying Cross and three Air Medals.

A real patriot does not fight for political gain of money

A man of honor, most people don't know that he declined his congressional pension, taking only his presidential pension because he did not think that it was honorable to get two pensions, even though he was entiitled to both pensions.

Another example of a genuine patriot is General Patton.

A millionaire many times over, Patton was the grandson of a Confederate Colonel who was killed in the Civil war was a real believer in risking your life for freedom.

Bloodthirsty and fearless, Patton remains the model US patriot:

Old Blood and Guts was a real American Patriot

But we must honor all worthy veterans, even if they never had a change to offer-up their lives to protect freedom. Today, let’s remember the true meaning of patriotism:

GOD BLESS our troops

Remember, Veterans Day is much more than just a day-off from work . . .

China prepares for war with America!

All the signs are there, we are about to be fighting the Chinese for the first time since Americans killed the Red Chinese in Korea.

China has committed numerous acts of war against the USA already.

There are constant Chinese cyber attacks against US web sites, and a new Chinese anti-satellite system, specifically designed to shoot-down the communications of the free world.

It’s a war of technology, good vs. evil:

Communist China Prepares to battle America

For clear proof, note that China prepares anti-satellite weapons with the sole intent of disrupting teen texting and Google searches, a clear act of war.

China anti-satellite technology is an act of war

In anticipation, the military is now moving thousands of Marines to Guam, despite concerns from Congress that Gram may capsize.

The military runs survivability simulations of nuclear warfare and I’m told that even if America depletes our entire nuclear arsenal on China that they will still have enough soldiers to successfully invade the United States.

They will start by invading Taiwan, forcing American retaliation (as required by US law) and then use that as an excuse to march millions of Chinese soldiers up the Kamchatka Peninsula and down through Alaska to the continental United States.

There was an old Russion joke from the 1980's that suggested if Rissua and China got into a war, that if China surrendered a million people a day, they would win the war within 90 days. . .

My own father faought the Chinese in the Korean War, and it's seriously dangerous to forget that these are still Godless Communists, a real-deal threat to freedom:

Red China wants to exert power to conquer America

Even if China surrendered a million soldiers every day, the United States would collapse under the burden of finding enough Chinese take-out for zillions of POW’s. . .

2010 best small caliber bolt action target rifles

Here are my notes on the best bolt-action small bore target rifles:

2010 review of the top 22 and 223 bolt action target rifles

I also did some research on .223 accuracy and bullet trajectory:

223 bolt action vs semi-automatic

223 bullet trajactory and sighting tips

NRA gun qualification checklists

Yesterday I completed the NRA Distinguished Expert basic pistol qualification!

I have tried to simplify the NRA pistol and rifle qualifications and re-write the NRA requirements in plain English, including the NRA qualification checklists:

NRA light rifle qualifications checklist

NRA handgun/postol qualifications checklist

NRA high-powered rifle qualifications checklist

Sunday, November 07, 2010

Toilet training for pets

Toilet training for deer

There is no reason that deer cannot be domesticated and toilet trained, does have been taught to nurse from a human woman:

Baby shares Mom's teats with a baby doe

Evidently, somebody has already taught wild deer to use the toilet, I saw this deer toilet seat in a store last week:

Toilet training for cats

Most folks never housebreak their cats because of leash laws, but cats can be taught to scratch at the door just like dogs.

Instead, people have cats piss indoors, in a littler box, lovely:

Cats should live outside, IMHO

I had a cat one who, at age 20, became senile and would sit in the edge of the litter box and piss all over the floor . . .

The high-top litter box for cats with senile dementia

For those who don't think that cats are gross enough already, you can teach these disgusting beasts to take a dump in your toilet bowl.

Watch this whole video and watch kitty fall into the bowl:

And they have "kits" to teach kitty to take a crap in your toilet, simply delightful.

BTW, cats use the toilet naturally, smelling the odor, and figuring it out on their own . . . .

I once had a Siamese cat starting peeing in my toilet, but she would never flush . . .

Toliet training for horses

Janet’s claim to fame is being the first person in history to successfully housebreak a horse.

Scout will defecate on command (the command is “bombs away”) but we never could teach him to use the toilet.

Scout take s whiz in a Manhattan park