Conjoined Twin Myslexia Pictures

Conjoined Twin Myslexia is not pretty.

First brought to national attention by South Park, conjoined twin myslexia is no laughing matter:


Nurse Gollum, demonstrating conjoined twin myslexia

Conjoined Twin Myslexia is not as uncommon as it sounds, for a twin to die en utero and be partially re-absorbed. Conjoined Twin Myslexia is well documented in history, people running about with a dead fetus hanging from their body:


Imagine living with your dead brothers corpse haning from your belly

Conjoined Twin Myslexia is like an iceberg, most of it is underneath. You too, may have a partially absorbed dead fetus inside your body:



This poor man has the butt and hairy legs of a dead twin going everywhere with him:



Sometimes, the conjoined twin does in back, and the fetus hangs from behind . . .

How to goof on a terrorist

When Sacha Baron Cohen (of Borat fame) wanted to make a terriorist look foolish, he first had to find a real terrorist.

Watch this, how Cohan (as Bruno) found a real-deal terrosist for his upcoming movie:

Being left for dead

When treating an injury it’s important to know of the patent is alive or dead.

Every year thousands of people die needlessly because they are presumed dead when they are really unconscious.

Watch this video to ensure that your loved one is never left for dead:

Rogue elephant hanged for murder

This article notes the execution of Mary, a naughty elephant, convicted of murder:



“It doesn't seem surprising that the chain from which Mary hung snapped shortly after she was raised off the ground. It was, after all, just a 7/8" chain, and Mary weighed 10,000 pounds. She hit the ground and sat upright, immobilized from the pain of a broken hip.

It made a right smart little racket when the elephant hit the ground," says eyewitness George Ingram, with admirable understatement.

Seeing Mary loose, not knowing that she had broken her hip and couldn't move, the crowd panicked and ran for cover. Then one of the roustabouts "ran up her back like he was climbing a small hill and attached a heavier chain"; the winch was put in motion a second time, and Mary died.”

Teach your dog to swim

Teaching your dog to swim is easy!

Janet is an amazing animal trainer, and she decided to teach our two guard dogs (Rottweiler’s) to swim!


Swimming is not natural to all dog breeds

Rottweiler’s are cold weather dogs and they love water anyway, so it’s impossible to keep them out of the pool. At first glance, it looks like we have black seals in the pool.


Teach your dog to swim by making it swim to you

Because Rottweiler dogs are all muscle, they sink like a rock and it’s scary to them until they learn to hold their breath underwater.

Forget the backstroke, dogs do the dog paddle, and they do their swimming doggie-style:


Never rush a dog to learn swimming

The trick to teaching a dog to swim is not to rush the process. Let the dog take their time and adjust to the water gradually. So long as your dog does not panic, they will learn to swim . . .


Dogs love to swim, once they learn how

The first step in teaching a dog to swim is to show them the way out of the pool . .