Friday, June 11, 2010

The world’s luckiest people video

This is worth watching the last one is a riot!

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Portrait of a suer

A “suer” (rhymes with “sewer”) is a person who files lawsuits for living.

Look at this stinker never bathes and then sues people who refuse to server him.

Now THAT stinks . . .


Richard Kreimer – a professsional suer

Creepy snake / mouse double face

Everybody knows that snakes eat mice, but this photo gave me chills:

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Amazing sinkhole in Guatemala

Coyote survives car impact and rides for over 500 miles!

We have a problem with live coyotes, and Jen’s husband traps them for re-sale.



But this story is truly amazing story of coyote survival:



Used to be you could get $5 bounty for the left ear of a coyote, but now they trap and relocate them.

Friday, June 04, 2010

The smoking toddler!

In case you missed the news, check out this toddler with a bad smoking habit!

What kind of parent gives a toddler cigarettes?

According to the report below, it was his father, a man named Mohammed, who encouraged the baby to start smoking.




I cannot imagine the fire hazard . . .

Learning to smoke with play

Here is a smoking toy from Japan, the smoking baby:


Thursday, June 03, 2010

Bogus Wikipedia High School pages!

Wikipedia has become the true dictatorship of idiots! No legitimate scientist would be caught dead publishing anything on Wikipedia, for fear that some naughty child would change their words!

Evidently it happens all the time.

I recently heard of a group of naughty 8 years olds who have undertook a contest to see who can publish the most incorrect information on Wikipedia within 30 days.

This is what happens when you let anonymous children, crazies and drug addicts have the same credibility as a college professor.

See my notes here on why Wikipedia has a credibility crisis!



I’m surprised that the search engines have not adjusted their algorithms to shove Wikipedia back to the tenth page of the search results.

IMHO, it;s irresponsible for a search engine to gived credibility to anonymous publications . . .



Bogus high school Wikipedia pages!

I noticed that my alma Mater (Highland High School in Albuquerque, NM) has its own Wikipedia page!



Cornholio!

The page is full or errors, even suggesting a connection to Beavis & Butthead:

"Highland High School is the basis of the Highland High in Beavis and Butthead, as creator Mike Judge grew up in Albuquerque.”

Like most everything on Wikipedia, this is totally incorrect (Judge based in on a high school in Richland Texas), but what do you expect?

Curiously, it does not mention my 1974 classmate, billionaire Gavin Maloof who now owns the Palms casino in Las Vegas:


Gavin Maloof: The first billionaire of the High High School class of 1974

See my notes here how millionaires and even billionaires are becoming commonplace,so maybe having a billionaire graduate is not noteworthy.

One out of out of every 180 people is a millionaire and America boats nearly 400 billionaires.



Me, I want to know who was convicted of the most felonies, the most divorces, the juicy gossip.

It’s fun to look at old high school year book pictures, here’s mine:


Don Burleson's high school yearbook photo

Chav lotto winner broke after 8 year spending spree!

It amazes me how many lottery winners wind up broke after a few years, it’s almost become the rule, not the exception, and it make me wonder if there is a reason that these people did not have money in the first place.

This British Twit Garbageman blew millions of dollars of skanky English whores and drugs and must now return to his day job as a trash men!

He was known as “King of the Chavs”!


A Chav

A Chav is the British equivalent of American “trailer trash”. They are usually on the dole, bad teeth, low breeding, incredibly stupid and wildly agressive, just like American trailer trash except for their bizarre fondness for Burberry and cheap Bling:


A Chavette: The female chav

“Carroll's jackpot win in 2002 disappeared with astonishing speed as the tattooed self-styled 'King of the Chavs' lavished several million pounds on family and friends and hundreds of thousands on drugs.

By the end of 2003, he was smoking £2,000 of crack cocaine every day and hosting drug and drink fuelled parties at his £325,000 home"



Lotto winner, flashing the traditional Chav salutation

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

World’s dumbest album cover

There are plenty of stupid album covers, but some stand out as truly dumb.

Here is the Latio group Unicornio, with what must be the dumbest album cover ever made.



As Beavis & Butthead might say, "Cornholio"!

And speaking of gay Unicorns . . .

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

What are Moobs?

All about Moobs

I learned a new word today, “moobs”, evidently a contraction of “Man” and “Boobs”.


Moobs - Man Boobs

Click here if you are not squeamish and you want to see some pictures of moobs.

Lots of pictures of Jack Nicholson in there:



Some of the moobs pictures could gag a maggot: