Conservative folks are aghast that Sheetz has introduced a new product, aptly named "Crispy Frickin Chicken":
Well I'll be fuddly-ucked, Sheetz is being accused of using "Fowl Language" with this frickin chicken campaign.
I hear that these were several runner-up name choices:
- Crispy-ass chicken
- Goddamn crispy chicken
- Mother Cluckers chicken sandwich
- The Sheetz sandwich: As good as it sounds . . .
And a good slogan would help too, maybe like this:
"Life is a Sheetz sandwich, and every day you must take a bite".
"Frickin Chicken: It's finger frickin good"
Here is funny Fark commentary on this fricking chicken:
And their suggested alternative name:
Ah, the outrage continues. What a frickin mess:
But it's a billiant ad campaign.
They could not buy this kind of publicity!