
Many folks residing in the land of fruits and nuts (hippies) think that they are free but they are too stupid to realize that they cannot light-up a Marlboro in their own back yard!

Most hippies can't find their own butts, using both hands
Smokers friend goes Nuclear
I saw this “Smoker’s Friend” a few weeks ago afar if had a major plastic meltdown, requiring a fire truck and several respirators o deal with the cancerous vapors and noxious fumes:
Boy, I’m glad I quit smoking . . . .