Monday, June 20, 2011

Never put a dilapatory on a woman's schnauzer!

A woman’s dog was having trouble with a spot on its fur.

The vet recommended that she use a dilapatory on its coat.

The woman went to the pharmacy and chose a dilapatory and brought it to the counter.

The pharmacist started going over the warnings:

If you use this on your legs, do not wean long pants for at least 48 hours. If you use this under your arms . . .

No, No, the woman interrupted.

It’s for my Schnauzer . . .

The pharmacist replies:

Oh! Well, then make sure that you don’t ride a bicycle for at least 48 hours

Never ride a bike after putting a dilapatory on your schnauzer