Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Windows 7 now available on eBay

Arrgh pirates, Windows 7 is now available on eBay, the world’s largest thieves market:



Buy stolen Windows 7 on eBay.



Personally, I would jail Meg Whitman for aiding and abetting criminals.

I wish US prosecutors would grow a spine . . .

Every bad guy on the planet knows that they can "fence" their stolen merchandise on eBay, and eBay will hardly make any effort to stop them.



Here is a review of Windows 7, using a pirated copy.

Great Anti-smoking campaign: It’s gay to smoke!

I know that this is The Onion, but there is more than a grain of truth to it!

After all, they call them "fags" for a reason, they turned all of England gay:



Young people are very self-consious and it;s easy to devistate any teen by chuckling at them of questioning their "manliness". This is a joke of course, it it might really work:


New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

The best Halloween Pumpkins!

Halloween is coming, and there are some very creative folks out there.

Check out my picks for the best Halloween pumpkins and see this list of the best Hallowwn pumpkins.





Is extortion and blackmail enforceable as a crime?

After listening to David Letterman’s “confession”, it became crystal clear, that whatever actually happened, this “blackmailer” believed that what he was doing was perfectly legal.

- If this were truly a criminal shakedown (as Letterman suggests), why would the blackmailer meet with lawyers?

- I have NEVER heard of a blackmailer taking a two million dollar check? Does Letterman think his viewers are stupid? D’oh, of course he does . . . by and large, they are stupid.

- The “terrible things” were nothing more than consensual sex. Sure it may have been adultery, but for Letterman, that’s a step-up.


Something is rotten in Denmark . . .

Watch the response, this whole thing does not add up:


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When something does not make sense, it’s usually not true . . .



Sadly, extortion might as well be legal for many people, because there is a fine line between extortion and a legal demand.

Plus, only the rich and powerful can command the police to intercede.

Extortion in the business world

In the business world, interference with prospective economic advantage is a crime commonly-referred-to as "tortuous interference", a crime where a business competitor threatens to trash your good name unless you meet their demands.



I have had this thinly-veiled extortion happen to me, and our attorneys chose to go after the matter in civil court, only pointing-out that it was also a crime and not demanding their arrest. In my case, the harassment stopped and the bad people were quietly punished.



The real problem is when the “extortionist” has no assets.

People who are “judgment proof” are not swayed by the threat of civil litigation.

You can’t get blood from a turnip.

Legalized Extortion

Lawyers conduct thinly veiled extortion all of the time, and it’s all perfectly legal.

The lawyers send threatening letters to their victims on behalf of the blackmailers, stating a ridiculous cause of action and saying that embarrassing details will be revealed in court unless prompt payment is made.

Most people hate lawyers for a very good reason.



This article notes that Letterman indeed knew that the alleged extortionist did not know that what he was doing was a crime.

But it is nonetheless true that David Letterman is a dirty old man, an adulterous letch who has likely committed numerous counts of sexual harassment.

People are protesting to have this disgusting old pervert fired:

Explain this image

This is a fun web site explain this image dot com.

Take a few minutes to view the pics you won’t be disappointed!


What flavor of Doritos are these?


This does not surprise me too much


A bear in a bikini?

Monday, October 05, 2009

Illegal Mexicans sue American Hospital for bad care

With all of the talk about giving medical insurance to all comers, we need to look at recent history.

This is an important issue, because the millions of illegal Mexicans seeking health care to save their lives could singlehandedly bankrupt the American health care system.

No good deed goes unpunished, and this story of ungrateful illegal Mexican immigrants is legendary here in North Carolina. We joined hands to help them, and instead of being grateful, they sued us!




No good deed goes unpunished

The folks around here (Louisburg North Carolina) are very kind and when they found out that an illegal Mexican child needed a heart transplant, they did not care that they she was illegal, and they did not care that her parents never bothered getting married.

Instead, they started a fund raising campaign to help her get the super-expensive heart lung transplant that she could not get in her home country of Mexico.

The folks in Louisburg NC did all sorts of fund raising, and finally the sick girl got admitted for a heart lung transplant, even though they were legal Americans on the waiting list who were desperate for the life saving organs.

Tragically, the girl died from a medical mistake at Duke University.



So what do the unmarried Mexicans parents do?

- They refused to allow their daughters organs to be used to save another child

- They sued the hospital and won zillions of dollars in cash

- They never paid back one thin dime to the people who tried to save their daughter

More than one person noted that the parents were not grieving and that they seemed more interested in their chance to make millions of dollars than in losing their daughter.



For some reason, (perhaps as part of the legal settlement), these illegal Mexicans were not deported back to Mexico, and they live in a mansion a few miles from here, an inspiration to other illegal Mexicans on how to screw kindly Americans.



This article explains the issue. Here is what North Carolinians have to say:

“These people should have been deported immediately, and the man from Louisburg should have been jailed for aiding and abetting these criminals.”

“I am a Hispanic who is tired of the newer generation comming here and breaking the laws getting here. I believe that organ donation is a serious commitment. You can not expect to receive and not give in return. The Santillian's did just that. I believe that they now need to be deported.”


Stopping the bankruptcy

Don’t get me wrong, I blame the parents, not the child.

I'm sure that if I were in the same situation I would no whatever it took to try to save my daughters life. However, I would never sue those people who tried to save my child. It's disgraceful, and these are exactly the type of greedy and ungrateful aliens that we do not want to become American citizens.

If word gets out that you can go to America for life-saving medical care, illegal aliens will arrive on our shores by the millions.

It’s a sad fact that America has too many of our own issues with health care to address the needs of those from less fortunate countries.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Take the dirty mind test

Take this simple test to see if you have a dirty mind.

Do you see any naughty bits in the photo below?



- People without a dirty mind don’t see anything weird about this photo. . .

- People with a dirty mind will fabricate naughty bits from the girl's armpit . . .

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And this one is another good test for a dirty mind:

Children will see seven dolphins swimming, but after puberty, you get a dirty mod and see a naughty scene:

Saturday, October 03, 2009

The full David letterman confession video

Here is a youtube video of the full confession of David Letterman.

I don't approve of what he did, but his turning his offenses into a joke is Masterful:



If this does not play, it's probably been yanked from youtube . . .

Finally, a treatment for acute monkey butt

At last, we see a new product that promises to treat acute cases of Monkey Butt.

For the benefit of city slickers and people who have never done a hard days labor, Monkey Butt is the result of sweating and chafing under heavy blue jean overall that are favored by ranchers.

Even in the heat of the summer you need to wear think denim to ward off the prickly briars and snake bites.

Snakes are all over our ranch and wearing think jeans can make the difference between a productive day and a trip to the emergency room.

When you work hard in the heat you get sweaty and the chafing makes your butt cheeks rosy red and purple; hence the term “Monkey butt”;


A case of monkey butt is painful and embarrassing

Acute Monkey Butt is embarrassing

Monkey Butt is embarrassing too, just ask anybody "Do you have acute monkey butt?"

Causes and Cures for Monkey Butt

Monkey Butt smarts like sin, and they are a variety of treatments, but none that are truly effective against an acute case of monkey butt.

Back in the olden days, ranchers used talcum powder, but once you started sweating, it congeals into a paste that get stuck in the nooks and crannies, and it makes an environment that is conducive to "crotch rot", the prefrontal cousin of monkey butt.

However, there is hope a new product that claims to cure even the worst case of Monkey Butt.


Anti Monkey Butt powder

The manufacturer even sells these attractive anti monkey butt dress caps, suitable for semiformal occasions:




Anti Monkey Butt becoming quite popular, heavily advertized.



If you are an anti monkey butt fan, they will even pay you to put their ads on your vehicle, very attractive:


Watch for the Anti Monkey Butt Van

Friday, October 02, 2009

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

Sometimes I wonder about the Google keyword suggestion tool:



I learn something new every day.

Here is the reason: