I know that this is The Onion, but there is more than a grain of truth to it!
After all, they call them "fags" for a reason, they turned all of England gay:
Young people are very self-consious and it;s easy to devistate any teen by chuckling at them of questioning their "manliness". This is a joke of course, it it might really work:
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'