Friday, October 09, 2009

Hilarious new Nigerian FBI e-mail scam!

I just fished this crap out of my spam bucket!

Just look at the crappy grammar in this e-mail.

I cannot believe that anybody falls for these stupid Nigerian scams anymore:


Telephone Operator: 206-339-2854


We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of
mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington,
DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in
the United states of America have recently been informed through our
Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a
transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to
your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor

We will find a way to fix a schedule for you to come to our head-quarter
in Washington DC to enable us advise you on what to do, but meanwhile you
are further advised to be contacting us via email for now because we are
having various investigations that we are working on now. Keep everything
regarding to your transaction confidential for security reasons and note
that we have not informed the local FBI department in your state regarding
this matter because we want to keep everything secret until your fund is
been transferred to you accordingly. We the FBI have purposely create an
email in order for us to contact you personally and our phone codes
departments are not aware of this new improvement,so don't call our
service line regarding this email, soon we will provide you with a line
you can call for more information about this contract winning funds.For
the main time we the Federal Bureau of Investigation Washington DC will be
helping you to monitor all the transaction w

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening
through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have
finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch
free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your
fund without any further delay.Having said all this, we will further
advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office
accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well
as your correspondence at all level.

In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Mr.
Tunde Lemo The one incharge of funds transfer in Central Bank of Nigeria,
in the person of Mr. Tunde Lemo along with some of the top officials of
the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your
file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the
claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now
is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to
scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the
Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Janet White
from ARIZONA has already contacted them and also presented to them all the
necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been
signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued
at about US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million united states dollars), but the
Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you
personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank
informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that
was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making
the investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must
have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from
the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to these
irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance.
And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming
to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP
further contact with them in your best interest and then contact
immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with
the below information’s accordingly:

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business
District, Cadastral Zone, Abuja,
Federal Capital Territory,
TEL: 234-1-7601971


In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above
official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and
should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will
advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above
email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed
so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly. Ensure you
follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further
help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your
fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of
Nigeria equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their
banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will
advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure
you forward to them all the necessary in formations which they may require
from you prior to the release of your fund to you.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted
and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you
proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you
henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the
Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to
contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them
attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is
already running out. Should in case you need any more information in
regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can
brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project
has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as
stated. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance
as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Telephone Operator: 206-339-2854