Monday, January 11, 2010

Five gender computer systems

Back in the good old days we only had two genders, male and female, but that’s not good enough for the hippies!

In computer storage, data binary values such as gender are simple. With only two distinct values (male and female), they are super easy and cheap to store (as single bit-flags) inside computer databases.

But adding new genders can cost American taxpayers billions of dollars in extra costs to modify zillions of computer systems to accommodate trans-gender weirdoes.


Transgender Barbie

Some nanny states have adopted five gender computer database systems

1 - Male
2 - Female
3 - Male becoming female
4 - Female becoming male
5 - Eunuch.

I hear that the new genders are related to specific medical procedures (courtesy Tim Allen):

Lopitoffome – Male becoming female

Strapadicktome – Female becoming male

Sure, I’m old fashioned, and I’m only too happy to dedicate a small army of computer programmers to this multi-million dollar effort to adding new genders, but you would think that people would have better ways to spend millions of dollars than validating those people who abuse their naughty bits.

Does this person really need to be a separate gender?


Back in the 1800's they called these people "he-she's"

They even have kids doing it, just see the kid sex change web site.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Visiting the Pope

When in Rome, it’s always great fun to visit the Vatican.

Vatican City is huge, and it’s always crowded with people, but it is spectacular, whatever religion you may be:


Janet at St Peters

Even after the Christmas Mass ugliness with the crazy lady, St Peters is open, and winter is a great time to visit Rome because there are no crowds, and the weather is nice and warm.


Inside St. Peters

Years ago, you could meet the Pope in-person during a weekly Mass, but they have stopped this practice and you can only see His Holiness on Sundays.

If you visit on Sunday, stay until noon, when the pope appears in his apartment window and blesses the crowd:


The Popes Sunday Blessing

The blessing was in Latin, so I did not understand much, but it never hurts to get blessed by a Pope.

This German Pope was an ex-Nazi and a member of Hitler youth in his younger years:


Pope Benedict in his spiffy Nazi uniform

The Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was also the son of a Nazi:


Sieg heil – The Governator salutes you

Here are some of our photos so far from sunny Rome.

Saturday, January 09, 2010

Credit card purchase history and predictive modeling

This Reddit Discussion by a credit card Fraud prevention agent is fascinating, worth a read.



Having taken several years of advanced college statistics, I would love to get my hands on Americans credit card histories.

Using data mining techniques you can find out all sorts of important information, but according to the expert it’s over a petabyte (1,000,000,000,000,000 bytes) of information and it’s nearly impossible to get access.



There could be some studies on credit card purchasing history, but only in very
strict circumstances. It would take years to get all the permissions, and you would certainly get anonymous data

He goes on to expose that the credit card companies have developed powerful software to analyze customer purchasing patterns:

- [Predictive models exist that will accurately] determine your age, gender and race only from examining your credit card purchase history.

- [Using predictive modeling] we can even "guess" your income range, number of dependant and even your weight.

- We can calculate the odds you eat at McDonald's today, considering you ate at McDonald’s once every X day.

The credit card companies use “cohorts”, statistical groupings of related purchasers. They give these cohorts cute names like “dinks (double income, no kids):

- [Credit card fraud prevention software is] so sophisticated that if you order products a person in your group never ordered, your card will get automatically locked.

Credit card use is never private and it can be used by the police as credit card purchase history is used to prove DUI (you took a large tab at a bar) indirectly.

Friday, January 08, 2010

Raleigh gets million dollar antique appraisal

This is amazing, the highest appraisal ever, on Antiques Roadshow, at over a million dollars:



That’s one happy North Carolina lady!



To quote the reaction of the newest North Carolina Millionaire:

Damn!

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Eating extinct meats: Endangered species foods coming soon!

We all know how stem cell research has allowed scientists to replicate human organs, like this human ear. Cloned onto a host rat at MIT:



The natural offshoot of this would be the laboratory creation of real muscle tissue, and scientists have just made a major breakthrough in creating real pork in a Petri dish.

The technology is called biomaterial tissue engineering (BTE). . .

This is not artificial pork, its real cloned pork meat, made without killing any animals. This could be the start of a multi-billion dollar industry as hippies and vegetarians are drooling at the prospect of guilt-free bacon and sausage.

Scientists have saved viable muscle tissue samples from wooly mammoths and Dodo birds, and it's not a stretch of see new meat products made from extinct animals being served in a restaurant near you by 2015.

Imaging eating Passenger Pigeon Parmesan, Mammoth Meatloaf or Deviled Dodo, it’s all very real and exciting to the adventurous gastronome:



Read my notes here how eating unborn meat foods is the wave of the future.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Borat visits the dog pound

I don’t know how Sasha Baron Cohen can do this stuff with a straight face, pure comic genius!

Sasha immediately picks up on the woman’s right wing leanings and changes courses brilliantly!

I loved how he holds the puppy, examining its butt!

I almost wet myself when he asked for cooking directions!

Avatar movie on IMAX in Raleigh

If you are planning to see the movie Avatar (a.k.a. “Dances with Smurfs”), make sure to catch it on IMAX 3d.

Here in North Carolina, I recommend driving to downtown Raleigh to see the Avatar movie, in 3D IMAX. It sells out every show, but you can buy your Raleigh Avatar tickets online .

Avatar is viaually rich and you have not really "seen" the Avatar movie unless you catch it on IMAX in 3D.

Just Google to find an IMAX theater in your area, it will be showing Avatar, guaranteed.


The Avatar movie, as described by South Park

(1) I don’t understand why Matt and Trey released the South Park episode “Dances with Smurfs” months before Avatar movie was released. Nobody “got” the jokes until they watched Avatar!


Beware of Chinese knockoffs of the Avatar movie

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

Adrenaline causes PTSD

I just spent an hour chatting with a old friend and co-worker who got PTSD from Vietnam combat, and I think that I now understand the relationship between brain damage and PTSD.

It’s the adrenaline.

I’m convinced that repeated overdoses of adrenaline cause permanent brain damage which directly causes in the paranoid disorders that characterize PTSD victims.

I also know for a fact that repeated combat stress also causes premature hardening of the arteries; which, in turn, can cause clots that kill parts of the brain. I’ve seen too many cases for this to only be a coincidence.

I’ve know quite a few combat veterans over the years, and while I’m no doctor, it’s really clear to me that “combat stress reactions” are simply a biochemical reaction where adrenaline causes brain damage.

Again, I have seen enough antidotal evidence to be convinced that adrenaline causes PTSD, but it’s nice to see that real medical professionals are recognizing the obvious relationship between PTSD and adrenaline:

"We think of PTSD as an exaggeration of the emotional response to trauma, something so significant, so upsetting, so provocative has happened that there has been a rush of stress hormones, the hormones that act to burn a memory into the brain, to the point that the memory becomes maladaptive.

Our theory is that the adrenaline rush is burning the memory too deeply."

There are many names for combat stress disorders, but none of the names do justice to its devastating effects on the brain.

- WWI – Shell shock

- WWII – Battle Fatigue

- Vietnam – Post traumatic stress disorder

I don’t like any of these names because they trivialize PTSD. I’d like to see truly descriptive name like “terror induced brain damage”.

George Carlin agrees that the name “PTSD” minimizes the seriousness of real brain damage:

“I’ll bet you if we’d of still been calling it shell shock, some of those Vietnam veterans might have gotten the attention they needed at the time.”

Scared to Death

I don’t like the word “stress” because it’s not the adrenaline junkie stress like in skydiving or scuba diving.

Instead it’s the ‘This it it, I’m about to die” terror that military people encounter when they are being overwelmed by the enemy. Most soldiers who experience this type of adrenaline flooding do not survive the combat itself, but those who do can suffer for years from the resulting brain damage.

This type of terror sometime kills animals. For example, mice are the “Snickers Bars” at my ranch, everything eats them. Hawks, owls, snakes, raccoons, dogs and cats, they all enjoy eating mice, and I’ve seen more than one mouse scared to death by an approaching dog, obviously from the extreme terror of the attack.

BTW, Did you know that once a rat gets rigor mortis, you can hold them up by their tails like a popsicle? You can also bend them into funny shapes:


Small animals will often die from terror

Whatever name you give it, the symptoms of combat brain damage are all the same. It always starts with a flood of adrenaline that is a normal response to a serious life threatening situation.

Anybody who has had a near-death experience knows how the adrenaline rush can mess with your body, and repeated adrenaline discharge is a common denominator to PTSD.



I cannot image the kind of damage soldiers get after experiencing repeated “I’m going to die” experiences.

Prejudice against the insane veteran

The problem with PTSD is that the symptoms may not start for over a decade, and when they do emerge, it terrifies their family and friends.

Adrenaline induced brain damage causes symptoms ranging from mild hyper-vigilance (obsessive compulsive personality disorders) to batshit crazy (inappropriate affect with laughing like a mad scientist, hearing voices, imaginary friends).


Insane soldiers have been described for over 100 years

Even though statistics are clear that combat veterans get insanity far more frequently than the general public, and many people wrongly assume that these victims were always crazy.


Hero or Zero?

You would not spit on somebody with a missing leg, but people regularly condemn PTSD victims, especially when they act insane, talking to themselves.

I once witnessed a stupid civil servant call a veteran with PTSD a “crazy bum”, and he got a piece of my mind . . . . I still regret not reporting him to his boss.

My PTSD friend is suffering from senile dementia while he is only in his late 50‘s and he should not have to endure the embarrassment from his occasional psychotic outbreaks . . .

But I do understand the fear and loathing reaction.

A delusional ex-infantryman is very scary, and they have been known to harm themselves and others.

Medical tests for adrenaline overdoses

I’m hoping that medical science will someday be able to measure the effect of adrenaline exposure on the cerebral cortex, or at least verify that veterans have an adrenaline-induced mental issue.

A medical test for adrenaline-induced paranoia would also cut-down on all of the PTSD posers, veterans who flood the BVA with fake or exaggerated PTSD symptoms, all seeking the monthly PTSD benefits (over $1,000 for 100% disabled).

There was a story last week on "60 Minutes" where a real veteran with brain damage had trouble justifying his injury.


Let's give all combat soldiers monthly PTSD benefits, no questions asked

I'd like to see ALL solders who have ever recieved combat pay get the benefits for PTSD, no questions asked.

It's a small price to pay for their sacrifice.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Obese people and restroom disability access

I am an obese person who believes that society should be more intolerant of the morbidly obese, using the same Nazi techniques that California did to ostracize cigarette smokers.


Intolerance can help people stop willful misconduct

On the Penn & Teller TV show “BS”, Penn called litigous fat people in wheelchairs "rolling lawsuits", and it's sad that fat people will eat themselves into wheelchairs and then sue innocent business for not accommodating their giant girth:


Santa Claus, relaxing on the Internet

I feel strongly that those with preventable self-inflicted disabilities (obese people, drug addicts) should not be entitled to special privileges.



Land whales are similar to their oceanic cousins


The American bathroom burden

I recently witnessed an American land whale bellowing for a business employee to assist her getting into their ladies bathroom!

I snapped this photo of a woman who weighed in at flab factor five.

In the photo you see the poor attendant coming to wheel this monster into the ladies room.


A land whale bellowing to take a crap

Notice that the attendant is carrying a rag in his left hand, and I had to wonder if that was going to be used for her “personal hygiene”?

I watched in horror as the fellow rolled Moby into the ladies room aisle (where she completely blocked the aisle, in violation of safety codes).

We can only imagine the indignities that this poor attendant faced as he helped this woman expel several pounds of warm feces into their plumbing system.



Much of this can never be un-seen, and I think that employers should provide counseling or therapy for those brave people who assist obese disabled people in using their restrooms.




The rings of Uranus

In their natural environments, people this size produce a copious amount of feces each day and they are a major contributor to greenhouse gasses.

In captivity, land whales of this size can neither feed nor relieve themselves without assistance, and some obese people are now petitioning the ADA for special access rights as disabled people!


Accommodating wide wheelchairs will cost billions of dollars

If the morbidly obese gain disabled status under the ADA they could bankrupt American businesses and airlines, who would be required by law to provide extra-wide aisles and crappers that are capable of holding many pounds of feces.

I’m also offended by morbidly obese people to think that they have a right to stink in public.

Due to their great size, some land whales have not showered for years, and I can testify that many of them stink to high heaven. Janet and I got stuck in an elevator with a grossly obese french fat woman last week, and people were literally gagging.



If you observe morbidly obese people closely, you can clearly see that many of them have not been able to touch their own anus for years.

Read here why morbidly obese people constitute an ongoing menace to themselves and the public at-large and why they should not be entitled to any special rights from their self-inflicted disabilities.

We need signs like these so that the morbidly obese do not constitute a safety hazard in stores and public places:






Saturday, January 02, 2010

Buy New Mexican food by mail

Ever since the Manhattan Project introduced nuclear scientists to the wonders of New Mexico food, people have been shipping New Mexico across the globe.

For any lover of New Mexico food, finding a great source of New Mexican fod that ships their food by mail is important. Here are the places I order my New Mexican food, all shipped by mail right to your doorstep.

If you like the authentic New Mexico foods by mail, here are my favorite sources of New Mexico food that ship anywhere.

I have ordered from these companies and I can personally vouch for their quality and good shipping practices.

- Red and Green chile sauce - I love the red chile and green chile from Monroe's in Albuquerque, and they can ship the New Mexico red or green sauce anywhere in the world.

- Red Chile sauce and tamales - Sadie's Salsa sells a great red chile sauce and fantastic tamales by mail.

- New Mexican Chile Rellenos - New Mexico Chile is a great source for Chile Rellenos, cheesy and hot.

See my full notes here on buying New Mexico food by mail.


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