I reckon that British folks will always talk funny, but this is hilarious!
The toy is saying "Bark", but it shore sounds like the F-word to my redneck ears:
Via tywkiwdbi
Monday, May 17, 2010
Shippam’s English fish paste!
I can’t stand eating food that’s looking-up at me with dead eyes, and evidently the English people have the same problem.
The solution is to grind-up the fish into a paste into a smelly sandwich spread!
This skanky British fish paste that dates back to the 1750’s, perhaps one reason for the American Revolution, a revolution for the revolting:
Yummy: Shippam’s Bloater Paste
I’m, sure that this is delicious, just not my cuppa tea, mashed-up bloater fish . . .
And WTF is a “bloater”? It sounds like a gassy English girl:
Evidently a “bloater” is a whole smoked herring, sounds delish:
This concoction reminds me of the old SNL skit (the Bass-o-matic):
The Bass-o-matic
I guess it’s true, British people really do blend-up fish into a gruel!
The solution is to grind-up the fish into a paste into a smelly sandwich spread!
This skanky British fish paste that dates back to the 1750’s, perhaps one reason for the American Revolution, a revolution for the revolting:
Yummy: Shippam’s Bloater Paste
I’m, sure that this is delicious, just not my cuppa tea, mashed-up bloater fish . . .
And WTF is a “bloater”? It sounds like a gassy English girl:
Evidently a “bloater” is a whole smoked herring, sounds delish:
This concoction reminds me of the old SNL skit (the Bass-o-matic):
The Bass-o-matic
I guess it’s true, British people really do blend-up fish into a gruel!
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Video: British kid burns down store to steal candy!
This video is beyond amazing, a statement of how people can stand by silently watching bad things happen!
The surprise is not so much the naughty child setting a fire to distract the clerk and shoplift candy, but the cowardly customers who stand by quietly while the store erupts in flames!
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The surprise is not so much the naughty child setting a fire to distract the clerk and shoplift candy, but the cowardly customers who stand by quietly while the store erupts in flames!
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
Fast food fighting game
This artist is very creative, a fighting game with fast food characters.
It's only fitting that with fast food killing our kids, and the fast foodery characters should apear evil!
Hot meat patties from Wendy and Creepy Clown from McDonalds
This video is also quite creative:
It's only fitting that with fast food killing our kids, and the fast foodery characters should apear evil!
Hot meat patties from Wendy and Creepy Clown from McDonalds
This video is also quite creative:
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
The Medieval shoe fad!
There is the old adage "you can always tell a european but you can't tell them much", and it's true, it's quite easy to spot a european.
Most Europeans hate Americans, and besides their arrogance and open contempt for the USA, you can often tell one by their clothing, even before they even get a chance to open their mouths to demean you.
Rick Charles has this great article on why he would never live in Europe.
• It’s OLD
• It’s EXPENSIVE
• Banker’s Hours
• People aren’t friendly
• Smokers are everywhere
A smug, arrogant European
You can always tell somebody who is from europe, it's as-if they are required by law to wear funny looking shoes:
European shoes
And now comes the Medieval shoe craze!
Always on the leading edge of sily-looking clothing, the latest in European trends are medieval shoes:
We used to call pointy shoes “roach killers”, and nothing says "I'm from europe" more than wearing a pair of thes beauties:
Nothing says "I'm from europe" better than mideval shoes
Most Europeans hate Americans, and besides their arrogance and open contempt for the USA, you can often tell one by their clothing, even before they even get a chance to open their mouths to demean you.
Rick Charles has this great article on why he would never live in Europe.
• It’s OLD
• It’s EXPENSIVE
• Banker’s Hours
• People aren’t friendly
• Smokers are everywhere
A smug, arrogant European
You can always tell somebody who is from europe, it's as-if they are required by law to wear funny looking shoes:
European shoes
And now comes the Medieval shoe craze!
Always on the leading edge of sily-looking clothing, the latest in European trends are medieval shoes:
We used to call pointy shoes “roach killers”, and nothing says "I'm from europe" more than wearing a pair of thes beauties:
Nothing says "I'm from europe" better than mideval shoes
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Beware: Birds of prey can eat your dog!
There are the tales of human babies being taken by eagles, but it’s really true that birds of prey will swoop-down and take your dog away.
In this true story, a five pound Pomeranian barely survived after being taken for a flight of two miles before being accidentally dropped by the great horned owl.
Here are the ranch we have plenty of hawks and giant owls, and they do not fear anybody or anything, in part because we have laws that make it a federal offense to kill these rogue predators.
Eagles will also kill goats!
Here is how they kill goats, quite chilling:
Egrets will eat bunny rabbits too:
In this true story, a five pound Pomeranian barely survived after being taken for a flight of two miles before being accidentally dropped by the great horned owl.
Here are the ranch we have plenty of hawks and giant owls, and they do not fear anybody or anything, in part because we have laws that make it a federal offense to kill these rogue predators.
Eagles will also kill goats!
Here is how they kill goats, quite chilling:
Egrets will eat bunny rabbits too:
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Military uniforms for Gay armed forces soldiers
President Obama has announced that he wants to allow homosexuals to serve openly in the military, and the question becomes what kind of uniforms are most appropriate for the fashionable homosexual Soldier and Sailor.
The few, the proud, the pink
I’m a supporter of gay rights and I think that gay folks should have the same right to live in tents and take orders from idiots as anybody else, but gays in the military need to be readily identifiable for a number of valid reasons.
Joining the military for sex
Let’s not kid ourselves; this whole issue about gays in the military is all about sex.
Young people, whether they are gay or straight, think about sex about five times a minute, and that’s a real issue when young people are forced to work under stressful conditions in close quarters.
When I was in High School I knew a girl who joined the Army just to get her pipes cleaned.
Bless her heart; she was seriously ugly and the mean kids called her “hatchet face”.
But she was no fool, she joined the Army because in a far away outpost, she would be super-desirable to men!
After enlisting, she sent me a note that she had never been happier, stationed in Greenland and being pursued by dozens of sex-deprived soldiers.
The Navy: Helping ugly girls get laid since 1776
"Taking all comers" into the military
It’s no secret that the military creates separate uniforms based on sexual preference, but what sort of uniforms should a sexual deviant soldiers wear?
The military has a proud history of different uniforms based on sexual preference
Homosexuality is only one type of sexual deviance, and once the military takes everyone regardless of sexual preferences, they will attract all sorts of folks, everything from Fetishes to Furries.
The central question is whether there be different military uniforms for each specific type of sexual deviance?
Panty hose and Pom Pom's are perfect for a gay serviceman in uniform
The question becaome whether we should introduce homosexuals into the military in the same way that females were introduced to military service, starting with a segregated fighting force?
An all-gay Military Service?
When they first allowed women into the military they had separate services for women. We saw the WAC for the Army Gal’s, the WAV’s for the Navy ladies and the WAF’s for Air Force females.
Several of my gay acquaintances tell me that the Navy has always been a popular choice for homosexuals, so maybe they could just designate the US Navy as a gay-only branch of the service?
Homosexuals love the Navy . . . .
They could even create entirely gay regiments, imagine the possibilities:
A Gay military regiment insignia
One other option would be to make an all-homo fighting force and give it a fitting name. A branch of the Army could be called the “Rump Rangers” or perhaps the Navy could have a gay branch knows as the “Butt Pirates”:
The "Rump Ranger" prototype Naval uniform for homosexuals
The few, the proud, the pink
I’m a supporter of gay rights and I think that gay folks should have the same right to live in tents and take orders from idiots as anybody else, but gays in the military need to be readily identifiable for a number of valid reasons.
Joining the military for sex
Let’s not kid ourselves; this whole issue about gays in the military is all about sex.
Young people, whether they are gay or straight, think about sex about five times a minute, and that’s a real issue when young people are forced to work under stressful conditions in close quarters.
When I was in High School I knew a girl who joined the Army just to get her pipes cleaned.
Bless her heart; she was seriously ugly and the mean kids called her “hatchet face”.
But she was no fool, she joined the Army because in a far away outpost, she would be super-desirable to men!
After enlisting, she sent me a note that she had never been happier, stationed in Greenland and being pursued by dozens of sex-deprived soldiers.
The Navy: Helping ugly girls get laid since 1776
"Taking all comers" into the military
It’s no secret that the military creates separate uniforms based on sexual preference, but what sort of uniforms should a sexual deviant soldiers wear?
The military has a proud history of different uniforms based on sexual preference
Homosexuality is only one type of sexual deviance, and once the military takes everyone regardless of sexual preferences, they will attract all sorts of folks, everything from Fetishes to Furries.
The central question is whether there be different military uniforms for each specific type of sexual deviance?
Panty hose and Pom Pom's are perfect for a gay serviceman in uniform
The question becaome whether we should introduce homosexuals into the military in the same way that females were introduced to military service, starting with a segregated fighting force?
An all-gay Military Service?
When they first allowed women into the military they had separate services for women. We saw the WAC for the Army Gal’s, the WAV’s for the Navy ladies and the WAF’s for Air Force females.
Several of my gay acquaintances tell me that the Navy has always been a popular choice for homosexuals, so maybe they could just designate the US Navy as a gay-only branch of the service?
Homosexuals love the Navy . . . .
They could even create entirely gay regiments, imagine the possibilities:
A Gay military regiment insignia
One other option would be to make an all-homo fighting force and give it a fitting name. A branch of the Army could be called the “Rump Rangers” or perhaps the Navy could have a gay branch knows as the “Butt Pirates”:
The "Rump Ranger" prototype Naval uniform for homosexuals
The Cone of Silence really works!
The old “cone of silence” gag from the TV show “Get Smart” turns out to be a really good way to communicate secret information, especially in a room that may be bugged.
Businesses are now using them for communicating confidential information:
The 21st century cone of silence
Evidently, the cone of silence really works and it’s coming from TV to reality!
The original 1960's cone of silence
In these days of super-hearing audio bugs, secure places see wisdom in the cone of silence and they are really using the cones for secure face-to-face communications!
However, the portable version of the cone of silence was less successful:
The miniatire cone of silence was a flop
The "tent of silence" did not work out too well either:
Here is how the cone of silence works:
Businesses are now using them for communicating confidential information:
The 21st century cone of silence
Evidently, the cone of silence really works and it’s coming from TV to reality!
The original 1960's cone of silence
In these days of super-hearing audio bugs, secure places see wisdom in the cone of silence and they are really using the cones for secure face-to-face communications!
However, the portable version of the cone of silence was less successful:
The miniatire cone of silence was a flop
The "tent of silence" did not work out too well either:
Here is how the cone of silence works:
Monday, May 10, 2010
A dog named N-word
Awhile back there was a court case where a fellow named his dog "N-word".
The judge ruled that giving your dog an offensive name like "N-word" is allowed under US law.
However, the lawsuit found that the Defendant named his dog N-word solely so that he could yell “N-word! N-word” in the neighborhood!
The South Park N-word guy episode
He lost the case, not because he named the dog "N-word", but because he did it to piss-off his black neighbors.
Evidently, naming your black dog “N-Word” is not a novel idea, but certainly not politically correct. Watch this clip from a British movie:
The judge ruled that giving your dog an offensive name like "N-word" is allowed under US law.
However, the lawsuit found that the Defendant named his dog N-word solely so that he could yell “N-word! N-word” in the neighborhood!
The South Park N-word guy episode
He lost the case, not because he named the dog "N-word", but because he did it to piss-off his black neighbors.
Evidently, naming your black dog “N-Word” is not a novel idea, but certainly not politically correct. Watch this clip from a British movie:
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