The Pirate hunting cruise is here!
A friend recently alerted me to this great new adventure, hunting for Somalia pirates:
“To The Point is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise along the pirate-infested coast of Somalia!
We board our luxury cruise ship in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to the Red Sea, and disembark in Mombassa, Kenya seven adrenaline-charged days later.”
Today, the best hunting is for escaped hogs, but hunting for pirates, that sounds like real fun. This pirate hunting cruise has a nice pirate hunting package, with reasonable prices for guns and ammo:
“Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:”
Priate hunts supply weapons of your choice
Kill pirates or your money back!
A pirate hunting cruise may be like a whale watching cruise, no promises to see any. However, this pirate hunting cruise guarantees that you and your family will get to kill pirates, very nice:
“We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant $1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa.
How can we make that guarantee?
We operate at 5 knots just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of Somalia, thus in international waters where pirates have no rights whatever. "
Kill those pirate dogs in safety and comfort!
They even offer testimonials by pirate hunters, and even kids can get confirmed kills:
"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two, and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun. This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family" -- Fred D., Cincinnati, OH