Monday, December 29, 2008

Poop traps for dogs!

Do you hate picking up steamy festering dog turds when walking Fido?

Well, it’s the Poop Trap to the rescue!

Yes, with the poop trap, Rover craps directly into a sanitary bag.

Have your pet crap into a bag, delightful

Properly fitted over Rover, the poop trap should also stop projectile diarrhea.

Really, what could possibly go wrong with this new invention?

When I travel with our blind people and their guide horses, we don’t use diapers and we make sure that the ponies are completely housebroken before letting them sleep in beds: