Well, it’s the Poop Trap to the rescue!
Yes, with the poop trap, Rover craps directly into a sanitary bag.
Have your pet crap into a bag, delightful
Properly fitted over Rover, the poop trap should also stop projectile diarrhea.
Really, what could possibly go wrong with this new invention?
When I travel with our blind people and their guide horses, we don’t use diapers and we make sure that the ponies are completely housebroken before letting them sleep in beds:
