Thursday, August 13, 2009

MIT researches Aluminum Foil Deflectors

There are websites which cater to the needs of paranoid schizophrenics, and there is important new research into the effectiveness of the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB), a hat that is designed to protect the psychotic person from mind-reading aliens and the CIA.

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Hat (AFDH) is a type of headwear that can shield the brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. The kids at MIT are now applying their skills in scientific research to the real world, and researching the different styles of foil hats for nuts:

The "centurion" style of mind control deflector hat, is tested at MIT

Check out this important MIT study.

According to this site, dedicate to the aluminum foil deflector beanie, the beanie style is still the most popular, but there remains concerns that "beanie" style may not offer enough coverage to block mind controlThe foil "beanie" may not offer enough coverage to block mind control

The beanie style - The traditional favorite of the insane

“AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminum foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp. This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses.”