New Years Eve Party at 1/1/11 at 1:11 AM

I recommend that you celebrate at 1/1/11 at 1:11 AM . . .

And watch out that you don't do too much partying . . .



You can get embarrassed if you get too drunk:

Join the Navy and never leave your friends behind

Well, "Don't ask don't tell" has been repealed, and the U. S. armed forces will now start taking all comers (pun intended).



It's inevitable that there will soon be specialized recruiting for gays and lesbian soldiers and sailors.

They may even form all-gay units, imagine the possibilities:



It's well known that the British have accepted fairy nice soldiers in their military for centuries:


We'll have a gay old time . . .

It's sad, but there may be no gay Marines . . .

I've been told by several Marines that despite the new rules, Marines may not tolerate fairies among the ranks of few and the proud.


The few, the proud, the pink . . . Not happening


Recruiting Sailors by Sexual Preference

All branches of the military have different uniforms based on sex:


The military has always had separate uniforms based on sex

Hence, I expect that there will be "fabulous" gay uniforms.

The armed forces have targeted recruiting ads toward women for decades:



So it's no stretch that they will now target gay and lesbian recruits.

I wonder that a gay military recruiting poster might look like?

The Navy has always been popular for gay people, it's like a singles cruise . . .



Here is a concept recruiting poster the new gay Navy:

Yeah! Wikipedia is in financial trouble!

Wikipedia is the world's largest published of anonymous garbage:



I wad thrilled to hear that nobody is supporting them anymore and that they need money to continue their mission of distributing misinformation!



They do America a huge dis-service with their liberal bias and inaccurate facts, truly a dictatorship of idiots:



I like this line by Homer Simpson to Lisa:

"Don't worry about Wilkipedia dear. We'll change it when we get home"


It's time to ban wikipedia, and it has nothing to do with free speech.

ANYBODY can introduce their personal bias into Wikipedia, and do it anonymously:



Let's hope that Wikipedia folds soon and America starts getting non-anonymous credible infornation from the web.



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TV News sucks

I don't understand the Gaddamn liberal hippies that run the TV networks.

This week we see Lindsay Lohan getting her skanky face all over the news because the drunken slut went to jail for her whore-ish escapades.


Why the hell should we care about a nasty drug addict?

Why don’t we see anything about these brave men who died this year to protect us from the filthy terrorists?

These are the folks who belong on TV, real American heroes:



How about we see some real TV news about these Marines that gave their lives for YOU just last this week?

Justin Allen, 23
Brett Linley, 29
Matthew Weikert, 29
Justus Bartett, 27
Dave Santos, 21
Chase Stanley, 21
Jesse Reed, 26
Matthew Johnson, 21
Zachary Fisher, 24
Brandon King, 23
Christopher Goeke, 23
Sheldon Tate, 27

Big game hunting with a handgun!

Any moron with a good scope and a modern high–powered rifle can easily go big game hunting and kill at 300 yards.

It's easy, like shooting fish in a barrel.

For example, look at that silly bimbo Sarah Palin on her stupid TV show while “hunting” a caribou!


This dumb bimbo should not be proud of this easy kill

My grandma could have shot that caribou; all Sarah did was lay down and squeeze the trigger.

It’s just not sporting!

Uncle Remus used to talk about “old man hunter from Huntsville”, and a real sportsman will use a bow and arrow or a big game pistol.

I prefer up-and close hunting where you have to get within a few hundred years, and it’s way more fun to hunt predator than a prey animal.

Even though predators don't taste good, predators might hunt you back, making it lots more fun:

- Lions and Tiger and Bears: Oh My!

- Somali Pirates: I like this idea, the Somalia Pirate hunting cruise

To make it "fair" I recommend big game hunting with a handgun to kill a Grizzly bear . . .

Big game hunting with a handgun

Big game hunting with a pistol is not a new idea. Here is my 150 year cap lock rifle that some redneck chopped down and converted into a 50 caliber pistol!


A big game pistol made from a rifle
(From the private collection of Donald K. Burleson)

Here is my big game pistol, a Thompson 30/30 that packs a whallop:



When you have to carry a hunting rifles over great distances, it's easier to slip the pistol under your belt, but beware, the cold steel will tickle your nads:


Carrying a high-powered pistol in your britches may make you appear amorous

Gun accuracy is not always about the length of the barrel. Packing a pistol makes sense of you are tracking a mountain lion over hill and dale for 15 miles, with a pistol that has far less weight and just as deadly.

For example, I did a ballistic test on my trusty Marlin 30/30 lever action game rifle, weighing about 8 pounds with my Thompson pistol:



But man oh man, does the Thompson pack a monster kick! The muzzle flash alone is awesome, and my hands ached after shooting only 10 rounds in this monster.

The Thompson centerfire in high caliber has the greatest recoil of any gun in the world!

Watch this fellow shoot a 60 caliber Thompson Contender, the most powerful handgun in the world. It’s hilarious!



But recoil aside, you cannot deny that the Thompson centerfire is among the most accurate pistols in the whole world.

Check out this Thompson center pistol hitting balloon at 300 yards:

Christmas is coming!

Remember to be good, you still have one day left!

With the coal shortages, bad kids don't always get a lump of coal anymore.

When Santa Claus runs out of coal, he gets creative:


When Santa runs out of coal

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Cops TV show: Ho Ho Ho!

The TV show “Cops” had a great Christmas show titled “Ho Ho Ho!”, but it's not what you think.

The “Ho Ho Ho’ show is not about Santa Claus, it's about Hoes!

"Cops" is reality TV at it’s scummiest, watch as they pick-up hookers and cross-dressing prostitutes. Check this out, entertaining and scary:

COPS episode "Ho Ho Ho"

The worst part was one whore you had AIDS and was still plying his wares in Las Vegas!

Seriously, he was KILLING people by having sex with people, and the police could not arrest him.


Watch for an Adams Apple!

These cross dressing men are very convincing, and every “John” should watch-out for any hooker with an Adams Apple:


Andre Renaldo picks up men for sex!

This guy is scary looking!


Male whores decieve men, at least until they disrobe!

Funny COPS TV show excerpts!

COPS is not for everyone, but it's fun sometimes, to watch losers and feel superior:




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Flogging a woman in Sudan!

Savage Muslim practice, whipping a woman:

“Floggings carried out under Islamic law are almost a daily punishment in Sudan for crimes ranging from drinking alcohol to adultery. But vague laws on women’s dress and behavior are implemented inconsistently.”



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Pregnant woman robbed and attacked in Seattle bus - caught on video:

I worry that racist attacks are on the rise in America. . .

- Brutal Beating: Just before Thanksgiving our son was robbed and beaten by three men who ambushed him from behind some bushes while he was walking home from school at East Carolina University. They grabbed him from behind and tried to strangle him . . .

- Racist taunts: I have been the victim of racist attacks right here in North Carolina. In just the last six months Janet and I have been publicly derided as "whitey" and "cracker" by racist people. . .

I hope that this violence is not a trend . . .

Check out this scary video, a pregnant woman robbed and attacked on a bus by hoodlum teen girls:


There is a lot of racism lately, and not all racists are white people:




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Spunky lady smacks a killer’s gun!

This video is already viral, but it’s entertaining and scary, watching a kook shooting at a town board meeting in Florida.

I like this spunky lady, Ginger Littleton, for sneaking up behind a nut and smacking his loaded 9 millimeter semi-automatic handgun.

It was gutsy and stupid, since the creep pointed the gun at her head and could have killed her.

I know Jeanne Moos, and she did a great job in this CNN story:



Here is the whole disturbing video, another reason why law abiding people should carry concealed weapons.

The nut shoots himself at the end, the only happy part of this drama.




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A failed Austrian house painter

Back in WWII, the Allies poked fun at Hitler, calling "Wolfie" a failed Austrian house painter:


Hitler the housepainter

It's a funny double entendre , but it's completely true, he was indeed a housepainter.

But Hitler could only paint houses. He never mastered painting people. If he hadm he would have been accepted into the Vienna srt school and he might never have become the most evil man of the 20th century, responsible for the death of over 50,000,000 people:


A housepainting by Der Dictator

Here is how Hair Hitler rendered people, he sucked.


Hitler's inability to paint people may have caused WWII

After becoming dictator of germany, this frustrated housepainter even designed the official German WWII flag, today, the universal symbol of evil:



It's a sad fact that if he had been accepted into the Vienna Art Academy, he might not have gone on to become one of the most evil people of the 20th century.

Extinct tiger pelt sells at yard sale for five dollars

Neatorama notes the yard sale find of the decade, an extinct Tasmanian Tiger pelt for only $5:

The Tasmainian tiger went extinct in the late 1930's:


The last surviving Tasmanian Tiger died all alone

The rare pelt is said to be worth $68,000 at auction:

Westboro bigots protested Elizabeth Edwards Funeral

The bigots at Westboro Baptist Church (famous for their intolerant rants like "God Hates Fags" ) protested the funeral of cancer victim Elizabeth Edwards last Saturday, all because she was a practicing Catholic.

The Westboro Baptist Church web site says Elizabeth is now in Hell for a life spent "in defiance and disobedience to God".

There is a special place in Hell for these people. This crap reminds me of the 20th century bigots who said:

"The Jews to Jerusalem, the Blacks to Africa, and the Catholics to Hell"


Westboro bigots hate Catholics

Do not tolerate religious intolerance

I hate religious zealots of any kind, anybody who persecutes those who do not believe as they do.

America is built on religious tolerance, and Phelps and Westboro Baptist church are an exception, and I proudly advocate intolerance of these intolerant and ignorant bigots.

I believe in the right to free speech, but there should be a law against religious extremists protesting at the funerals of American heroes killed in action.

It's more than disrespectful, it is treason against America:


Westboro religious extremists: I hope they burn in Hell

I applaud the residents in Oklahoma to refused to help the Westboro bastards get their flat tires fixed, so sad . . .

Protesting the protestors at the Funeral of Elizabeth Edwards

Young folks usually stage a counter-protest to mock these religious extremists whack jobs, and I hope they showed up at Elizabeth Edwards funeral:


Mocking religious extremists






This is simply disgusting:

Henderson NC convenience stores raided by FBI

I have published before about the outrageous abuse of the NC food stamp program, and now are funally seeing some arrests!

Several Henderson North Carolina convenience store owners (named Muhammad and Abdo, according to the news report) have been raided by police, Referal agents and the FBI, investigating a plot relating to food stamp fraud and stolen cigarettes sales.

The Henderson convenience stores that were raided include:

- Brothers Food Mart on William Street
- Dabney Pit Stop on Dabney Drive
- College Station on U.S. 158 Bypass
- Poplar Creek Road and M-S A&A at West Andrews Avenue and North Chestnut Street

The news here says that several have been arrested and charged after the search warrants were executed. They also found something called "Khat" a controlled substance:

"Mohamed Mohamed Nagi, 33, and Abdullah Ahmed Almuwallad, 32, made first appearances Friday in federal court.

Nagi has been charged with the unlawful acquisition, possession and transfer of food stamps.

Almuwallad has been charged with possession of the illegal stimulant cathinone, more commonly known as khat, and transporting stolen cigarettes."


Muslims protesting American freedom

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"Henderson at home" provides unverified gossip about the store owners: (WARNING: unverified claims):

- "The owner of business being FBI investigated, also operates the Henderson Furniture Outlet on Garnett St in downtown Henderson"

- "Saleh has a mosque behind the furniture store on Garnett–near the Chamber of Commerce"

- "there is a madrasah run in the mosque too…"

This conversation gives both pros and cons, and this poster "Khalid from Yenen" notes:

- "[The Henderson Police Department] (HPD) are a bunch of fake cops weet weet flash those flashlights. Had a chopper over henderson why? . . . To my Yemenis, everyone makes mistakes… Hasbunallah Wani ‘mal Wakil
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله (lā ʾilāha ʾillallāh, Muḥammad rasūlu-llāh)"

- "I believe in deen al islam , and thats all that really matter. What you or any other person says doesnt even matter. Maybe the fbi came out because they needed new batteries for their flashlights. LMAO THEY CAME OUT HERE FOUND NOTHING AND NOW LOOK STUPID"


A Pakistani convenience store

Another Al Quada North Carolina connection?

Let’s hope that this is not going to be like the terrorist funding incident in North Carolina, relating to North Carolina cigarettes that were re-sold used to fund terrorism.



“Mohamad Hammoud was convicted in June 2002 on federal charges of materially supporting terrorism. His brother, Chawki, was convicted on related charges, and eight others pled guilty in this case.

These conspirators bought cigarettes in North Carolina, which then had a 5-cent-per-pack tax, affixed phony tax stamps, and then sold them in 75-cent Michigan. Over four years, this 70-cent tax spread yielded a $1.5 million profit, part of which this gang forwarded to Hezbollah, along with laptops, night-vision goggles, stun guns, blasting equipment, and more.

These conspirators bought cigarettes in North Carolina, which then had a 5-cent-per-pack tax, affixed phony tax stamps, and then sold them in 75-cent Michigan.

Over four years, this 70-cent tax spread yielded a $1.5 million profit, part of which this gang forwarded to Hezbollah, along with laptops, night-vision goggles, stun guns, blasting equipment, and more.”

Here is the news report of the FBI raid on the stores:

Henderson arrests for stolen food stamps

Chicken breasts!

Check out the breasts on this chicken:

Best Trick Football play ever!

This creative kid is great!

He fakes a timeout for a ten yard penalty and them makes a run for it!



Via Andrew Sean Burleson

Origin of the word "Dastard"!

I learned something today.

We have all heard the word "dastardly" and I remember the "dastardly villian" from 1960's cartoons.

This dastardly Canadian battled Dudley Doright for the favor of Nell:


Dick Dastardly and Muttley

The interweb sez that before the late 1400s the meaning of Dastardly was somebody who was lazy or stupid, and the word "dastard" comes from the old French word "dast", meaning "dazed".

The words "Dastardly" is used to describe the acts of a treacherous cowards, like the Japanese sneak attack that brought America into WWII:

"The unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on...December 7th"- President Franklin D. Roosevelt





You Dastard!

So, if there are dastardly people, is there a "dastard"?

I looked it up in my Funk and Wagnall, and evidently there is an definition for "dastard":

Definition of Dastard - a despicable coward. coward - a person who shows fear or timidity.


"The Dastard" book

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Hippie TV station promotes psychic con man

Eric Beam and Gary Spivey are consumate con men, praying on gullible and ignorant people.

Eric says God asked him to charge their "marks" $150.00 per psychic reading!


Gary Spivey is a creep and a predator

These guys belong in jail, not on TV. Check out this offensive TV story:

Remember Pearl Harbor Day

Let's never forget December 7th, 1941 . .

December 7th was the 20th Century 9/11, a dastardly sneak attack by a cowardly enemy that started a worldwide conflict.

As FDR said, Pearl Harbor day should always be remembered:

"The unprovoked and dastardly attack by Japan on...December 7th...

A date that will live in infamy".



The first day of WWII is personal to me, my family was there, fighting the enemy in the Pacific.

Remember to put your flag at half-mast on this scared holiday:



Just hours after Pearl Harbor, Clark Field got a sneak attack from the Japanese.

My own Dad was there, and he was nearly killed by a bomb fragment. The shrapnel burned him badly, and he kept it as a reminder that there are always enemies out to steal our freedom.

I still have the bomb shell, my personal reminder never to let December 7th fade from the American psyche. . .


Louis F. Burleson in WWII

Just like 911, America was the victim or a sneak attack by a brutal enemy:



Today we remember those who fought for our sacred freedom . . .

Mt. Everest exposes 200 dead climber corpses

Check out these creepy photos of the dead bodies of the climbers who call Mt. Everest their cemetary:


Frozen at death: The corpses are used as "landmarks" by live climbers

Mt. Everest has a "death zone", aptky named: