This is a real personal ad from the Atlanta Constitution:
SINGLE WHITE FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me... Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie , I'll be waiting.....
The phone number is for the Atlanta Humane Society!
Genius, pure genius!
Single white female