Friday, July 02, 2010

Because that's all the ammunition we had

Snopes confirms that this is a true story about an illegal alien who attempted to murder Sheriff Grady Judd and shot his police dog dead.

The shooter was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.

They put 68 bullet holes in the creep! Literally shot him to pieces!

Naturally, the hippie liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel one of the best quites of all time:

"Because that's all the ammunition we had."


A lovely bullet hole tattoo

Death by Natural Causes

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of "natural causes".

When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied:

"When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."



Sadly, with millions of illegal immigrants coming to America without any type of criminal background checks, these stories are going to become more commonplace . . .