Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Arizona passes anti human hybrid law!

That’s right, Arizona has passed a law outlawing the creation of half human hybrids!

Specifically, the new State Law law bans:

"creating or attempting to create an in vitro human embryo by any means other than fertilization of a human egg by a human sperm."

Maybe this law is a reaction against Human/Chimp breeding experiments of the 20th century (the Humanzee)?

The Humanzee

Or, now that they have decoded the Neanderthal genome, perhaps they fear a new race of sub-human hippies?

The few, the proud, the Neanderthals

Or maybe the law refers to the breeding experiments that created the French Ballchinians?

French People